Sam and Cat bet they can get the word "Lumpatious" into the dictionary.
When Sam sees Cat spending more than they make from the Babysitting service, she finds out about the "Magic ATM" she has been using.
Cat becomes obsessed about pink shoes after finding one in a bush and the girls track the matching shoe's owner.
Sam and Cat try to persuade a client's daughter to give up her favorite stuffed animal.
Cat is upset that no one considers her smart, so she tries to trick Sam with the help of twin boys. But Sam has her own twin to help her.
When a lawyer shows up with a court order preventing the girls from using their names in their business name, they have to try and talk two former writers for a 70's kid show in releasing the naming rights.moreless
After a rapper riddicles Cat, Sam becomes his new assistant and the girl's relationship is strained.
Sam and Cat are hired to watch a doll for its owner and things take a weird turn.
A relucant mother lets the girls watch over an accident prone boy.
While investigating a foul odor, the girls find a locked safe in their closet and Sam obsesses over it until they open it and discover it leads to a hidden room.
After Cat takes an overdose of a herbal study aid, she forgets what happened that day and the gang must track down clues to discover what happened to Sam's motorcycle.
Gwen and Ruby return looking for revenge against Sam and Cat for tricking them last time.
The girl's babysitting commercial airs on late night TV with Dice's dog in it. Soon after a family shows up to claim "Opie" and since the dog doesn't want to go with them, the girls find a doppelganger to give the uncaring family.moreless
Goomer's mom is coming for a visit and she doesn't know he is a MMA fighter. The girls have to help him keep up the lie about being a high school history teacher.moreless
Sam and Cat start to lose business because of fake negative reviews posted on the internet.
While Dice is out of town, he asks the girls to watch his prize fighting contender. But when Cat messes up his medications, he becomes temporary blind and must fight without his sight.moreless
Sam and Cat compete for 'Best Babysitter' with their latest charges with the winner getting the apartment's bedroom.
While babysitting a boy training for a texting competition, Cat and the boy discover Sam is a texting marvel and encourage her to enter also despite the boy's overbearing mother.
When Sam and Cat come into possession of a goat, they face being kicked out of the apartment by the son of the building owner. Meanwhile, Dice begins managing a martial arts fighter.moreless
While Cat babysits two deceptively sweet little British girls, Sam tries to get school credit by helping with Nona's bingo game.
When their favorite show gets cancelled, Sam and Cat go to the studio to beg for its return.
Upon arriving in Los Angeles, Sam Puckett meets Cat Valentine, who lets Sam stay the night with her. Soon, circumstances arise that send Sam and Cat on a search for Cat's grandmother.
Tori finds out that everyone who attends Hollywood Arts must complete "The Bird Scene." So, she works hard on preparing the monologue for her drama class. Elsewhere, André and Robbie enroll in a ballet class to meet girls, but their plan backfires.moreless
Tori Vega gets the chance of a lifetime, after filling in for her sister's performing act, she is given the opportunity to attend the elite Hollywood Arts High School. However, fitting in proves difficult when she is targeted by Jade when she sees her with her boyfriend, which causes her to wonder if she truly belongs there.moreless
Archer tries to unify the Andorians, Tellarites and Vulcans in a plan to capture a marauder ship threatening to destabilize the region.
Enterprise journeys to Babel with a Tellarite ambassador on board for peace talks with the Andorians, when a distress call from Shran is received.