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  • The Wedding Squanchers

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 10/4/15

    The whole family goes to the planet Squanch to attend the wedding of Rick's close friend, Bird Person.

  • Get Schwifty

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 8/23/15

    Rick and Morty save the day and a new religion starts up.

  • A Rickle in Time

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 7/26/15

    After restarting time, Rick, Morty and Summer find themselves out of sync in time when a feedback loop caused by their uncertainty fractures time into two equally possible impossibilities. Meanwhile, Beth and Jerry go to extreme lengths to save the life of a deer.

  • The Unnatural

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    S 3 : Ep 23 - 5/12/13

    To help Gene improve his baseball skills, Linda enrolls him in a questionable baseball camp.

  • Two for Tina

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    S 3 : Ep 17 - 3/17/13

    The upcoming school dance gets complicated when Tina is forced to choose between Jimmy Jr and newcomer Josh.

  • Nude Beach

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    S 3 : Ep 11 - 1/13/13

    The kids see dollar signs when a nude beach opens nearby and Bob is overjoyed when he learns Hugo has stepped down, that is until he meets the replacement health inspector.

  • Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 12/2/12

    After lying about a minor car accident, Bob finds himself involved with a corrupt agent and insurance fraud.

  • Beefsquatch

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 5/20/12

    Things go from hilarious to downright hostile when Bob's morning talk show appearances keep getting upstaged by a Sasquatch mask wearing Gene; Tina meets a weird new paramour; Linda learns about the dark side of local television.

  • Bob Day Afternoon

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 3/18/12

    Bob decides to serve at a hostage situation at the bank across the street.

  • Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 3/27/11

    Louise feels left out when Gene and Bob bond over Western Movies.
  • Hamburger Dinner Theater

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 2/20/11

    A trip to dinner theater leads Linda to write her own, and act it out at the restaurant.

  • Sexy Dance Fighting

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 2/13/11

    Bob is left in charge of the kids and the restaurant while Tina takes a martial arts class.
  • Sacred Cow

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 1/23/11

    Bob grows fond of the cow a film maker is using as he films a documentary about the consumption of meat.

  • Crawl Space

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 1/16/11

    Bob gets trapped in a crawl space while trying to fix a leaky roof, leaving Linda and the kids in charge of the restaurant.

  • Human Flesh

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 1/9/11

    It's Bob's Burgers Grand Re-Re-Re Opening, but the festivities are delayed by a Health Inspector.
  • Pilot

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 5/27/09

    Bliss takes drastic action and joins an abstinence group after hearing more than her fair share of safe sex talk from her mother. Ubuntu wants to learn to drive now that he's turned sixteen.moreless
  • The Incredible Hank

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    S 8 : Ep 4 - 11/23/03

    Hank wants to put Bobby on testosterone pills but the doctor refuses. Peggy hears that the pills are given to men who are low on energy and going through male PMS, which describes Hank as of late, due to stress at work. She secretly starts drugging him. Peggy is also on the committee for a bull run and Hank, now full of excess energy, agrees to help fundraise and run with the bulls. Bobby is afraid of showering after Gym.

  • The Why of Fry

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    S 5 : Ep 8 - 4/6/03

    Fry feels really down as Leela is head over heels because of Chaz, the Mayor's Aide. While on her date, Leela asks Fry if he could walk Nibbler, and he reluctantly agrees. When he says how unimportant he feels, Nibbler speaks and takes him to his home planet. There, Fry learn about his genetic abnormality that qualifies him for a mission to save the universe. While on this mission, we learn what really happened on the night Fry was frozen.moreless
  • Queasy Rider

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    S 7 : Ep 13 - 2/16/03

    Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the couple's dreams is to own his-and-hers motorcycles, and suggests they buy one and share it in an effort to bring them together. Everything seems to be going fine until a Hank refuses to let Peggy drive on a long road trip. Dale believes there is buried treasure in his yard and gets Bill to help him.

  • Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

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    S 5 : Ep 5 - 1/12/03

    Amy's romance with Kif takes a twist when he gets pregnant. As Amy questions her commitment to Kif, he must return to his ancient, mysterious homeworld to give birth in the same muddy swamp where he was born.moreless
  • To Kill a Ladybird

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    S 4 : Ep 9 - 12/12/99

    Bobby starts to take care of a raccoon, Bandit, which Hank disproves of. While trying to get rid of it, Dale gets scratched by Bandit and Ladybird gets in a fight and then runs off after Bandit. Fearing that Bandit might have been rabid, Hank tries to save his dog, while Bobby just wants to find Bandit. Dale, convinced that he has rabies, runs off to the woods.

  • Death and Texas

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    S 3 : Ep 22 - 4/27/99

    Peggy gets a letter from a death row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life. She starts visiting him in prison and bringing him what she thinks is timer sand for Boggle, not realizing that it's actually cocaine. Dale becomes the prison's exterminator in hopes that it will lead to him becoming the executioner.

  • I Remember Mono

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    S 2 : Ep 14 - 2/8/98

    Peggy is devastated when she finds out that the time her and Hank discovered they were meant for each other was based on a lie told by Hank. Now Hank must win Peggy over again. Bobby gets a note from a secret admirer and thinks its an Olympic athlete.

  • The Company Man

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 12/7/97

    Hank is told he must try and get a business man from Boston to sign up with Strickland Propane, and at first he thinks it will be easy. However, the man is unhappy because he doesn't feel Hank is a "real Texan". Hank does whatever the man wants in order to win him over, and to prevent him from going with his enemy Thatherton. Bobby has to write an essay for church about who he admires, and he picks Hank. Because of Hank's lies to Mr. Holloway (the business man), Bobby starts to get a lot of misinformation.

  • Husky Bobby

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 11/9/97

    Bobby becomes a successful model for overweight boys' clothes. Peggy is happy that Bobby is feeling good about himself but Hank is worried that Bobby will get picked on.

  • Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 11/2/97

    Hank can't catch any fish with hand-dug American Earthworms, so he decides to try some artificial bait. Unfortunately, he mistakenly buys crack cocaine, thinking that it's fishing bait -- and the fish become addicted to his new bait. Hank gets in trouble with the law when he goes back to the dealer to buy some stronger bait.

  • Hilloween

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 10/26/97

    Junie Harper, a conservative church member, declares that Halloween is a Satanic holiday, and gets the school to shut down Hank's "Haunted House" on the grounds that it violates the separation of church and state. Luanne and even Bobby start to believe Junie when she says that Hank is a Satanist, and Hank has to fight against Junie's attempt to cancel Halloween for the whole town.moreless
  • The Arrowhead

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 10/19/97

    After Hank finds a couple of Native American artifacts in his yard, a snobbish archaeology professor from Arlen University gets Peggy's permission to dig there. Peggy is fascinated by the professor's sophistication and knowledge, and Hank becomes jealous.

  • Texas City Twister

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 9/26/97

    When Hank discovers that the trailer Luanne grew up in is still available, he wants Luanne to move out of the house and back into the trailer. Hank and Peggy have a fight where Peggy accuses Hank of being cold and repressed, and Hank sort of tells Peggy to go to Hell. After Peggy goes with Luanne to help her move, Hank learns that a tornado is heading for the trailer park. It's up to him to save his wife and niece, and to prove that he's not so repressed after all.

  • How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 9/21/97

    While at a State Fair, Hank discovers Bobby has a talent for target shooting and thinks this could be his chance to bond with his son. The only problem is that Hank can't shoot. Ashamed to admit that he can't use a gun properly, he tries everything he can to not join the upcoming Father/Son Fun Shoot, he promised Bobby he'd attend. When he realizes it is what he must do, he decides to visit a psychologist.

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