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    • Whitney Cummings: (on the effects of a roast on a persons self-esteem) That's why we have Xanax. I don't understand people who sign up for it and are offended. You know what you're signing up for. You go through months and months of contract negotiations. This year Pam Anderson really was sensitive about people making fun of her. It's not like we're coming up to you at two in the afternoon on a random Wednesday and saying, 'You're a whore.' By the way, this is how comedians show love to one other.

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