Phil is finally happy with his situation, but things go wrong when he tries to alter his "Alive in Tucson" signs.
Depressed Phil asks god for a do-over and just then two new women appear.
All of Phil's lying makes him an outcast from the group.
Phil is forced to clean his pool. Melissa and Todd develop their relationship.
Phil finds a cow and tries to use it to his advantage. Carol begins to demand to move in with her husband.
Phil attempts to discuss re-population with both Carol and Melissa.
Phil races against the clock to save the human race.
After government agents take him into custody, the twins uncover some things that cause them to question how much they know about their Grunkle Stan.
Phil settles into his new mansion in Tucson, but his days of living alone are not without their surprises.
Dipper tries to rid the Northwest Mansion of a ghost before it wreaks havoc on Pacifica's upcoming party.
This episode consists of Stan telling three different stories. The first one, Hands Off, is about Stan getting cursed by a witch.Abaconings, is about Dipper's attempt to get smarter and the last one, Clay Day, deals with Mabel's fear of stop motion animation.moreless
Prock's Awesomes get their first Day of Awesomes, but the day looks set to end in tragedy when Giuseppe begins his master plan to destroy all life on earth. Meanwhile, Hotwire brings Prock home to meet her mother, and Perfect Man gets a new girlfriend.moreless
Thirty days after Hotwire and Malocchio have been declared dead, the Awesomes attend Hotwire's funeral. However, they discover that Malocchio's son Giuseppe has decided to follow in his father's evil footsteps. Meanwhile, a new vigilante, Metal Fella, upstages the team, much to Prock's irritation.moreless
The CIA showing up during the Mystery Shack's re-opening leaves Stan feeling threatened; that is until he's faced with an even greater threat: zombies!
Sketches include: C-Czar runs away during the Dad Academy finale, a Blisteritos red carper party thrown by the Lizzes, and the Rich Dicks throw a Hollywood-themed party.
Sketches include: Dad Academy starring C-zar, PubLizity babysits Liz's neice Denise, and an interview for a nanny position is actually a prank.
Principal Perry is in danger and the Lab Rats are at risk of exposing their powers to her and Davenport's business is ruined.
Bob doesn't care when Linda announces she's taking seaplane flying lessons but that soon changes when he finds out the instructor, nicknamed "Upskirt Kurt", is a notorious womanizer with a reputation for seducing married women.moreless
Adam is tired of not having time off from training, so Eddie convinces him and Leo to make a clone of Adam. Things go awry when the clones self duplicate.