Segment #1 - Benjamin Mckenzie gets his car egged by a teenager. When they catch him his father gets angry and smashes eggs on his head and asks him to smash an egg on his son but he refuses.
Segment #2 - Jason Bateman accidentally hits another car and they try to hide it by parking far away from it. The cops arrive and as soon as they start driving away they see the paint from the other car.
Segment # 3 - Akon is doing a Japanese commercial and they make him say things that make fun of him like I'm gullible and I'm being Punk'd. Jesse McCartney arrives and lets him know he just got Punk'd.