Writer:	Dan Redican
Director:	Steve Wright
Star:	Bob Martin (Cuddles (Puppeteer)),  Bruce Hunter (Rocko (Puppeteer)),  Dan Redican (Dan Barlow),  Gord Robertson (Bill (Puppeteer)),  James Rankin (Buttons the Bear (Puppeteer))
Guest Star:	Shauna MacDonald (Ophelia McCoy),  Brandon McGibbon (Jasper Hatfield),  Chick Roberts (Mr. Hatfield)

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Dan: This is a halfway house! You're supposed to be rehabilitated!
Bill: Yeah, and you're supposed to be good at your job! Life's shit, Dan! Deal with it! (edit) Buttons: I'm waiting for a big date!
Rocko: Another girlfriend?
Buttons: Uh uh. This one's special. She has impossibly high standards.
Dan: I don't get it.
Buttons: She wants to meet the perfect man, not just someone who wants trophy sex.
Rocko: And this appeals to you how?
Buttons: It means she's the ultimate trophy. (edit) Cuddles: Killng Rocko is not only illegal and immoral, it's not nice!
Bill: Well, back off, shorty, or you're next!
(Cuddles gasps as Bill leaves)
Cuddles: Oh, dear, was that a threat? I have a hard time telling... (edit) Buttons: I don't have a violent bone in my body!
Rocko: Lots of guys say that. The next thing you know, they're standing over your bed with a shotgun aimed at your balls. (edit) Cuddles: Buttons, I've been watching you for a long time and I think you have a terrible attitude towards women.
Buttons: Attitude? I don't have time for an attitude towards women. I'm too busy getting laid!
Cuddles: You lack respect for the fair sex.
Butttons: Listen, anyone who can hold both ankles while excersing pelvic muscle control has my complete respect.
Cuddles: You make me sick!
(Cuddles leaves)
Buttons: What a little prig... (edit)

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