TMZ on TV
August 8, 2008
Friday 8 August 2008 on Syndicated

Mark Whalberg is surprised the paparazzi is following him; who's more gangster: Verne Troyer or Suge Knight?; and Oompa-Loompa's can vote.

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Roseanne's facial plastic surgeries took the spotlight on the her sitcom, Roseanne, in this case via the opening credits, wherein her photographs from the past nine seasons reflected her change from the frowzy to the almost glamorous. (edit) Roseanne proudly claims to have taken after her stubborn and self-reliant Bobbe Mary (grandmother), and knows that her father (Jerry Barr) greatly influenced her love of laughter. (edit) Roseanne, as a child, would gather around the television with her family every Sunday night to watch The Ed Sullivan Show, primarily to see the stand-up comics. (edit) Roseanne and her younger sister, Geraldine, aspired to go tho Hollywood and change Warner Bros. to the Barr Sisters. (edit) Roseanne, in the company of such heterosexuals as David Duchovny, Christopher Reeve, Prince William and Bette Midler, was once (1992) named one of the twenty-five coolest straight people in the world, according to The Advocate, a United States-based lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender/transsexual people-related, bi-weekly newsmagazine. (edit)

Roseanne: (announcing her presidential decrees if she were elected in 2008) Triple teachers' and policemen's pay and raise the bar accordingly.

Establish a union of the working poor with the Attorney General as their lawyer.

Replace Organized Religion with strict observance and enforcement of the Golden Rule during my first administration.

Foreign policy statement: "Hey, how's it going? We're your global neighbors. Here's our number if you need something."

Back our currency with yummy baked goods.

Abolish the IRS.

Birth control in the water supply for the the first two years of my administration.

All sewer and septic tank maintenance performed by convicted corporate criminals.

All medical testing performed on child molesters and animal abusers.

Minimum weight for supermodels: 140 lbs.

(edit) Roseanne: I always thought that Johnny Carson was just awesome, when I was a kid. And, I-I was... uh...uh...My father would reward me if I was good by letting me watch the monologs till 10:35, and, um, so, I always tried to be good so I could watch Johnny Carson. He always made you feel like you were there and everything was understandable and you were part of it. (edit) Roseanne: (about growing up Jewish in a working class neighborhood in a heavily Mormon community) It was unbelievably terrible. We were all so Jewish, which was terrible. And then, we were poor and I was fat, so, I guess it was like, uh-- (laughs) I guess like a non-ending thing. (edit) Roseanne: (when Tom Arnold and she were still a couple) We're really sick and horribly deranged. (edit) Roseanne: I don't call myself a feminist, I call myself a killer b****! (edit)

Star
Little Rosie Voice of Little Rosey	Roseanne Roseanne Conner
The Real Roseanne Show Herself	The Roseanne Show Host
The Rosey and Buddy Show Voice of Rosey

Recurring Role
Late Night With David Letterman Guest	Late Show with David Letterman Guest
Saturday Night Live Herself

Guest Star
A Different World Honeymoon in L.A. (2) Looting Wife	American Idol Top 3 Perform! Audience Member
Biography Roseanne: Tabloids, Trash & Truth Herself	Coming Attractions Saved!; Garden State; Home on the Range; Ella Enchanted
Cybill The Little Drummer Girls voice of Herself [uncredited]	Dennis Miller Live Accountability Herself

Writer
Roseanne Into That Good Night (2)	Roseanne Halloween: the Final Chapter
Roseanne Hit the Road, Jack	Roseanne Mothers and Other Strangers
Roseanne Satan, Darling	The Jackie Thomas Show Pilot

Director
Roseanne Satan, Darling	Roseanne Halloween: the Final Chapter

Other
3rd Rock from the Sun Fun with Dick and Janet (1) Janet	3rd Rock from the Sun Fun with Dick and Janet (2) Janet
Big Brother's Little Brother Big Brother's Celebrity Hijack : Episode 17 Herself/Celebrity Hijacker	Big Brother's Little Brother Big Brother's Celebrity Hijack : Episode 18 Herself/Celebrity Hijacker
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack Diary Room Uncut - Week Four Herself/Celebrity Hijacker	Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack Hijacked by - Roseanne Barr Herself/Celebrity Hijacker