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Roseanne: The Last Date

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The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. Read full recap »

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Writers:: Daniel Palladino Eric Gilliland

Director:: Gail Mancuso

Stars:: John Goodman (Dan Conner); Michael Fishman (David Jacob "D.J." Conner); Lecy Goranson (Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy); Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner); Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner Healy); Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris)

Guest Star:: Ed Yeager (Guests); Carrie Snow (Carrie); Cathy Ladman (Cathy); Matthew David Ness (Josh); Lennie Loftin (Waiter); Bob Nickman (Nickman); Shecky Greene (Sol); Murray Rubin Sparkle (band leader)

When DJ tells Jackie that he needs a ride for his night out and Jackie takes him up on it, DJ tells her to wait while he sees the movie and eats with friends. But later, when Jackie's playing the Monopoly game with herself, she appears alone with Andy. It's never clarified...is DJ still out and has told Jackie that he doesn't need her to wait after all and to come back for him later or is DJ back home also, but maybe has gone to bed early or is just upstairs? That part is unclear as to DJ's whereabouts during Jackie's solo Monopoly game. Also, Jackie is with Andy in the CODA, but during the episode Roseanne says that Andy was with Fred so that Jackie could have a social life. edit »

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Sol: (handing Roseanne some money) I wanna give a hundred dollars to the baby for college.
Roseanne: I'm having twins! edit »
Becky: (defending Mark) Well, he's not THAT bad. I mean, you always make him sound like he's the dumbest guy on the planet.
Darlene: Well, name someone dumber.
Becky: Oh yeah, like I know EVERYONE on the planet! edit »
Darlene: (alone with Becky in the Lunch Box, holding a liquor bottle) You ever had this stuff?
Becky: Peppermint schnapps? Nah, I don't think so.
Darlene: Huh, what are the odds? (turns the bottle cap and cracks the seal) It's open. edit »
Roseanne: (to a Bar Mitzvah guest) You married?
Sol: Actually, twice. I'm a widower; I think I might be jinxed.
Roseanne: Man, I'd love for you to meet my mom! edit »
Becky: God, we never do this. We never talk to each other like people.
Darlene: Yeah well, that's moms fault. We'd be friends by now if she let us start drinking when we were kids. edit »

Dan: (to Roseanne in the hotel lobby) I'm starvin'. What do you say we grab a bite at the coffee shop, and then go back up to the room I paid $95.00 for?-- four times more than I paid for this "Robert Hall". (straightening out his suit)

Dan is making an allusion to "Robert Hall", a 1950-60s clothier chain known for its inexpensive line of clothing. edit »
Roseanne: (as an uninvited guest to the Josh Meyer Bar Mitzvah) Ah, I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of his mother's.
Rabbi Parkis: Ah, what temple do you belong to?
Roseanne: Temple... Bette Midler.

Roseanne is making an allusion to American singer, actress, and comedian, Bette Midler, who just happens to be Jewish. edit »
Roseanne: (when the band leader at the Bar Mitzvah asks for requests) What about Jesus Christ Superstar?

Roseanne is making an allusion to the 1970s Christian inspired rock opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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First Bar Mitzvah Guest: (referring to Roseanne in earshot of her) Get a load of "Your Highness".
Second Bar Mitzvah Guest: Total lift, she's had her eyes done, and it's not her real nose.

The Second Bar Mitzvah Guest is making an allusion to Roseanne's real life plastic surgeries. edit »