Writer:	Jeremy Lloyd, Jack Douglas, Stephen Spears, John Rappaport, Allan Manings, Jeremy Lloyd, Gene Farmer, John Carsey, Jim Mulligan, Jim Carlson, Coslough Johnson
Director:	Mark Warren
Star:	Teresa Graves (Regular Performer (1969-1970)),  Byron Gilliam (Regular Performer (1969-1970)),  Goldie Hawn (Regular Performer (1968-1970)),  Gary Owens (Regular Performer),  Alan Sues (Regular Performer (1968-1972)),  Dick Martin (Co Host),  Henry Gibson (Regular Performer (1968-1971)),  Pamela Rodgers (Regular Performer (1969-1970)),  Dan Rowan (Co-Host),  Judy Carne (Regular Performer (1968-1970)),  Jo Anne Worley (Regular Performer (1968-1970)),  Ruth Buzzi (Regular Performer),  Arte Johnson (Regular Performer (1968-1971))
Guest Star:	Engelbert Humperdinck (Guest Performer)

The short bits included a kids birthday party, with Henry having trouble blowing out the candles on his cake, Arte as Dr. Frankenstein and Alan as his creation and Dan as a bum trying to get a cigarette from Jo Anne. (edit)

Jo Anne: I have privacy. I rented an apartment with a private sauna. And it was lovely, until Private Sauna was sent overseas. (edit) Alan: There's just no privacy anywhere. I know the police are spying on me. How else would they know I'm a peeping Tom? (edit) Jack: Personally, I've always preferred slowies. (edit) Byron: Hey, Arte?
Arte: Yeah?
Byron: Do you like the new see-through dresses?
Arte: No. I never give them a tenth look. (edit) Pamela: Mr. Benny, would you appear nude in a movie?
Jack: I wouldn't even appear nude in a bathtub. (edit)

The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate Award went to several Congressmen who supposedly went on a trip to Africa to study roads. A later episode had one of the Congressmen giving the show an award for bad reporting, because they never went on the trip. (edit)

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