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Rules of Engagement: Optimal Male

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Jeff becomes obsessed to lose a few pounds so he can qualify for a better rate on his life insurance. Adam happens to see an ex-girlfriend, Jennifer becomes very jealous. Add a recap »

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Writers:: Mike Haukom

Director:: Ted Wass

Stars:: Patrick Warburton (Jeff); David Spade (Russell); Megyn Price (Audrey); Oliver Hudson (Adam); Bianca Kajlich (Jennifer)

Guest Star:: Terrance Christopher Jones (Waiter); Jordan Green (Boy); Teddy Sears (Drake); Josie Davis (Clarissa); Valerie Azlynn (Stacy)

Audrey is from Nebraska.

Jeff wrested in high school. edit »

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Audrey: Wow! Don't tell Russell this, but we are not fancy enough to be here.
Jeff: Speak for yourself. (As he smells the hors d'oeuvre) edit »
Jeff: Where's Adam?
Audrey: We ran into one of his ex's and he took off with her.
Jeff: That kid is a special kind of stupid.
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(As the group meets the woman Russell is hitting on)
Audrey: She is way out of your league.
Jennifer: Absolutely!
Adam: Totally.
Stacy: I haven't even met you and I have to agree. edit »
Audrey: Jen, come here. I want to show you something.
(Jennifer follows Audrey off to the side)
Jennifer: What is it?
Audrey: Look! There's your fiancee's ex-girlfriend...with your fiancee! edit »
Audrey: What is all of this?
Jeff: Russell is faking interest in a charity so her can have sex with some woman.
Jennifer: First Russell fakes it, and then she'll be faking it.
Russell: Ahaha. Everybody wins! edit »