Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: Deliver Us from E-mail
Episode score
8.9
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Deliver Us from E-mail
- 129.
- Season: 6
- Episode: 10
- First Aired: 1/18/2002
- Prod Code: 128
Sabrina is trying to get a column in the paper, despite Mike’s record of never letting an intern have that chance. Even though he turns down her article prospects, Mike thinks she has some good ideas and invites her to join him and the other reporters to share her ideas for prospective articles. However, Katrina almost gets her fired when she sends Sabrina an airhead virus that drains her of her substance. After Harvey realizes something is wrong with her, he brings Sabrina to her aunts’ house and helps them teach her all of life’s lessons. As this is happening, Zelda also has the task of helping Hilda kick her knitting addiction. Add a recap »
- Writers:
- Dan Kael
- Director:
- Anson Williams
- Stars:
- Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina J. Spellman)
- Caroline Rhea (Hilda Antoinette Spellman)
- Beth Broderick (Zelda Spellman)
- Trevor Lissauer (Miles Goodman)
- David Lascher (Josh)
- Nick Bakay (Salem Saberhagen, the Cat (voice))
- Elisa Donovan (Morgan Cavanaugh)
- Nate Richert (Harvey Dwight Kinkle (recurring in season 5-7))
- Soleil Moon Frye (Roxie King)
- Recurring Role:
- George Wendt (Mike Shelby)
- Guest Star:
- Melissa Joan Hart (Katrina Spellman)
- Beth Broderick (Jezabelda)
- Brian Jacobs (Eddie)
- This episode was aired out of production order. edit »
- Josh: What is wrong with you? Am I crazy, or is there wind coming through your ears?
Sabrina: Oh, better than from someplace else. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I made a funny! He-he!
Josh: Will you knock it off! This was your big shot and you blew it. Now they’re never gonna want you as a writer. You’ll be lucky if they keep you as an intern!
Sabrina: Joshie, why are you being such a grump? I mean, maybe they liked the stuff I said.
Josh: They hated it, all right. I hated it!
Sabrina: Well I happen to think I said some really cool stuff and if you don’t think it’s cool, then maybe I don’t think your cool and if you’re not cool, then maybe I don’t wanna be with you!
Josh: Are you breaking up with me?
Sabrina: Okay, sure. We’re broken up. Whatever. Hey, how d’ya think I’d look with bangs?
Josh: I don’t care how you’d look with bangs!
Sabrina: That is so insensitive. No wonder we broke up. Bye bye edit » - Katrina: You wouldn’t betray me. Evil twins stick together.
Jezabelda: No they don’t, they sell each other out in a heart beat. (To Zelda) If Sabrina wants to get back her substance, she has to relearn all of life’s lessons and she has to do it by daybreak tomorro’ Or she’ll be a pea brain the rest o’ her born days.
Katrina: You cheap tramp!
Jezabelda: Not any more! I got me my Mary Kay Spring sampler.
Zelda: And I got me my antidote... I’ve gotta get me out o’ here while my IQ still has three digits... well, actually four. edit » - Zelda: Katrina, you evil thing!
Katrina: Thank you.
Zelda: How could you turn my niece into an idiot?
Katrina: I just hit enter. It was a snap.
Zelda: Well you’re not gonna get away with this.
Katrina: Oh yeah? And who’s gonna stop me?
Zelda: The smartest and, according to many, the most beautiful witch in any realm.
Jezabelda: Was somebody askin’ fer me?
Zelda: Jezabelda, I thought you would have worked your way up to solitary by now.
Jezabelda: Stick around a while longer, you’ll be the reason I get there.
Zelda: I’d love to trade threats but I’m here on urgent business. (To Katrina) Katrina, I need the antidote for that airhead virus!
Jezabelda: So that’s the problem. You do seem a little more dumber than last time.
Zelda: I’m not more dumber; Sabrina’s more dumber... And there’s no such thing as ‘More dumber’! edit » - Zelda: (Walking into the living rooma and sees all the knitting) Oh good lord! Hilda! Hilda, we need to talk!
Hilda: (Muffled) I’m right here.
Zelda: This has gone far enough. I demand that you stop, on behalf of sheep everywhere.
Hilda: What are you getting so worked up about?
Zelda: Your new hobby has become a pathology. You’re addicted to knitting.
Hilda: Zellie, I knit because it relaxes me. I can stop anytime I want to.
Zelda: Look at you! You are knitting alone! You are hiding balls of yarn under yarn cosies! You’ve knitted yourself into a woollen pod! You are a knitaholic! A knitfomaniac! A knit-wit!
Hilda: A knit-wit? That’s cute. I’m going to knit that on a pillow. edit » - Zelda: ...To ensure that our democracy functions properly we need a system of checks and...?
Sabrina: ...Credit cards!
Zelda: Checks and balances!
Hilda: Hey, is that how they came up with the expression ‘Balancing your check book’?
Zelda: No. (To herself) She’s not even under a spell. edit »
- Deliver us from e-mail
"Deliver us from evil" is a line from the Lord's prayer. edit »
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