Writer:	Nell Scovell, Adam England
Director:	Brian K. Roberts
Star:	Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina J. Spellman),  Trevor Lissauer (Miles Goodman),  David Lascher (Josh),  Nick Bakay (Salem Saberhagen, the Cat (voice)),  Elisa Donovan (Morgan Cavanaugh),  Soleil Moon Frye (Roxie King),  Beth Broderick (Zelda Spellman),  Caroline Rhea (Hilda Antoinette Spellman)
Guest Star:	Steven Petrarca (Buddy),  George Wendt (Mike Shelby),  Eamonn Roche (Buddy),  Richard Israel (Jerry),  Anthony R. Jones (Mr. McCoy),  Debbe Dunning (Veronique),  Simon Harvey (Franklin)

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Sabrina: Hey, Salem. Nice suit.
Salem: Oh Sabrina, it’s a sad sad day. Zelda turned the cat in me into a man, but the pig in me turned the man back into a cat!
Sabrina: On the bright side, you’re your own petting zoo. (The woman Salem was gawking at inside the coffee house comes out and stops beside Sabrina) Thanks a lot Veronique.
Veronique: My pleasure, Sabrina. He made it too easy.
Salem: I’ve been had! I’ve been duped! Actually I was duped before I even got the chance to be had. (edit) Harvey: (To Himself) Still, I got to spend some quality time with Genghis Khan. Cool! (edit) Sabrina: Let me guess. Even though I was just trying to help, my advice blew up in your face and Morgan read you the riot act?
Harvey: I wish that was all she did. She dumped me.
Sabrina: (Shocked) I am so sorry! Y’know, usually I am really good at giving advice, but these days I’m a menace to society. I mean, first Miles, then aunt Hilda, then Mike, now you.
Harvey: Sabrina, every language has a word for people like you. In Swahili it’s ‘K’tk’k’kt’k’
Sabrina: I know. In English it’s ‘Busybody’.
Harvey: That would be the cleaned up version. (edit) Hilda: Sabrina, I’ve lived with the woman for six hundred and fifty years. I think I know my sister.
Sabrina: Well then, you’ll know that her birthday was last week.
Hilda: Oh. Well that explains the cake and balloons. (edit) Roxie: (On phone) Yeah, I’m still listening... So now that you know who I am, why don’t you tell me about yourself, start with your name?
Salem: (On phone) My name is Ali Hondro. (edit)

When Sabrina apologizes to everybody at the Newspaper, the clock on the wall says one time but if you look at it a couple of seconds later, 10 minutes have suddenly passed.
Explanation: Viewers were supposed to think Sabrina apologized for 10 minutes, they just didn't see all of it. (edit)

When Mike enters the coffee house all of the patrons yell "Mike." This alludes to the sitcom Cheers, in which George Wendt played Norm. Every time Norm walked into the Cheers bar, the patrons would yell "Norm." (edit)