Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: The Long and Winding Short Cut
Episode score
9.4
Superb
The Long and Winding Short Cut
- 72.
- Season: 3
- Episode: 22
- First Aired: 4/30/1999
- Prod Code: 069
- Featured Music:
"The Hard Way" by Faith Hill edit » - When Sabrina is at the meeting for first time voters, you can see a poster for Hilda's political party the "Party Party". edit »
- When Sabrina is in her house on the way to school her hair is wet from a shower, but when she gets to class her hair is dry and perfectly styled. edit »
- Zelda: Sabrina, don't worry. You'll figure out the family secret in time to vote. How many clues have you solved?
Sabrina: Wait a minute while I add them up... One!
Hilda: Sabrina, we hd no idea you were so slow. I mean, behind... edit » - Valerie: I need you for one more fitting. Please?
Harvey: I can't! I have plans, and they all involve me wearing pants. edit » - Mrs. Quick: A cat... eating a banana... how strange...
Sabrina: Oh, well he's part chimp on his mother's side. edit » - Sabrina: Harvey! You'd do anything for me, right?
Harvey: I'm not feathering my hair again. edit » - (After going upstairs when they hear a marching band play.)
Salem: It's election time in the Other Realm!
Uncle Roy (handing out a voting pamphlet to Sabrina): I want you to vote. (Hilda) I want you to stop calling me! (Goes back to the closet to the Other Realm)
Sabrina: Was that Uncle Sam?
Zelda: In the Other Realm he's known as "Uncle Roy". We're not sure why. edit » - Hilda: Stupid crossword puzzle!
Zelda: This is not gonna turn out ugly like that tic-tac-toe incident, is it?
Hilda: You know, dispite my dating history, I can't think of a word for a male turkey.
Sabrina: Coffee...
Hilda: No, something with three letters. edit » - Salem: Did you hear the good news?
Sabrina: What?
Salem: Thank God it's Frigyah! edit » - Mrs. Quick: What a wonderful dream! Alone with Harrison Ford, dancing in the gardens of Versailles... go back to sleep... edit »
- Zelda: So how was life on the praire?
Sabrina: You knew about that?
Hilda: We had to sign the release form.
Zelda: Lucky for you the Witches Council was so busy with the election they didn't have time to send you back to the real praire.
Sabrina: Oh, so you're trying to sugar coat the fact that they took a shortcut? edit » - Sabrina: Stupid embers... Hey, that clue wasn't fire, it was ember! M plus ember equals member!
Mrs. Quick: That's really good Sabrina. That makes much more sense than what I had: m'fire. edit » - Sabrina: 'M' plus fire? I've got it! M'fire!
Salem: Right! M'fire! That makes so much sense. Let's use it in a sentence. Run! Run! The house is on m'fire.
Sabrina: I've got a better one. You're m'fired.
Salem: You can't m'fire me! I m'quit! edit » - Salem: Hello, I'm Mr. Saberhagen and you may refer to me as Mr. Saberhagen.
Sabrina: How did I end up with you as my tutor? edit »
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