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JENNIFER'S BOOTY: Will Ferrell can't hide the fact that he is obsessed with Jennifer Lopez's butt. (Lopez, Ferrell, Morgan, Lorne Michaels)

MONOLOGUE: Jennifer Lopez assures the viewing audience that she is not a diva while assistants help her with her appearance. (Lopez)

CRACKLIN' OAT FLAKES: (Ferrell, Gasteyer, Parnell)

J. LO VS. MANGO: Mango slowly usurps Jennifer Lopez's singing career. (Lopez, Ferrell, Gasteyer, Hammond, Kattan, Minor, Morgan, Parnell, Rudolph, Sanz, Shannon)

MTV CRIBS: Gemini's Twin gives a tour of their new one-room apartment. (Lopez, Gasteyer, Rudolph (1 and VO))

RAY OF LIGHT: New Disney movie has troubled football star Ray Lewis witnessing several cartoon killings and running off. (Smigel (VO))

"PLAY": (Lopez)

WEEKEND UPDATE: Castaway star Wilson the Volleyball badmouths Tom Hanks and flaunts his stage and film career; a 4th grader gets nervous while delivering his Black History Month speech. (Tom Hanks, Fallon, Ferrell (VO), Fey, Minor, Morgan)

FLY GIRLS REUNION: In Living Color's Fly Girls pay former fellow dancer Jennifer Lopez a visit at her home. (Lopez, Dratch, Minor, Morgan)

MUSIC FROM THE MOTION PICTURE VALENTINE: Rock bands for soundtrack of the movie Valentine have ridiculous group names. (Rudolph (VO))

"LOVE DON'T COST A THING": (Lopez)

GOOD MORNING BRONX: Serious Latina news reporter is flummoxed by the unruly nature of her co-anchors. (Lopez, Dratch, Hammond (VO), Minor, Morgan)

THE BABY AND THE GERMAN INTELLECTUAL: German historian is confused as to why his infant son is fixated on an empty bag of chips. (Ferrell)

JEANNIE DARCY AT ST. JOSEPH'S: Jeannie Darcy performs her unfunny, repetitive stand-up act amidst ailing elderly patients. (Dratch, Gasteyer, Minor, Parnell, Shannon, Andy Murphy)

WADE BLASINGAME: (Dratch, Ferrell, Hammond, Morgan, Parnell, Rudolph, Sanz, Paula Pell)

NEWS FROM THE FRONT: A volumptuous singer ruins morale at a WWII USO show by belting out German victory songs. (Lopez, Ferrell, Gasteyer, Hammond, Kattan, Parnell, Rudolph)