Still no solid news on Year 35 (the season premiere is September 26th, by the way), so with my latest missive I'm gonn...more »
Still no solid news on Year 35 (the season premiere is September 26th, by the way), so with my latest missive I'm gonna try something different (like I always do). Last week, someone in the forum asked who were the best hosts that were never brought back. It was certainly an excellent question, though it was something I'd been wondering for a while now, something that couldn't be summed up in a regular post. In writing this list, I am only including people that have not hosted in the past five years, if only because there's still a fairly good chance somebody like Anne Hathaway or Neil Patrick Harris will be invited back. Who were the five best "one and done" hosts? Here's my list, in chronological order: Fred Willard. Does anybody genuinely hate Fred Willard? I don't know anyone that does; he's an affable character actor that can make reading the Yellow Pages sound hilarious. So why was his solitary hosting stint in 1978 so underwhelming? This broadcast (with musical guest Devo) wasn't terrible as much as it didn't use Fred to the best of his abilities. My theory is that Fred, a Second City alum with a penchant for ad-libbing, was forced to clamp down on his improv skills, leaving his performance overly restrained. Dave Thomas. For much of the late '70s and going into the mid-80s, "SCTV" was like Saturday Night Live's refined first cousin. Utilizing the same talent pool that many past SNLers were spawned --the Second City theaters in Chicago and Toronto-- "SCTV" was a refuge for more intellectual comedy geeks, especially during the uneven Doumanian and Ebersol years. In other words, if SNL was for the cool kids, SCTV pulled in the Chess Club. In spite of their differences, actors from both shows frequently joined forces and the result was a Justice League-type amalgam of comedy superheroism. Catherine O'Hara and Rick Moranis have both hosted SNL twice, and Martin Short switched alligences for a year after SCTV closed shop in 1984; in turn, Bill Murray was a special guest star on SCTV Network in 1982, and Don Novello spent nine episodes as the show's head writer. But I digress. At the height of McKenzie-mania, Dave Thomas and "brother" Rick Moranis co-hosted SNL in February 1983 while promoting the movie Strange Brew . The broadcast is a hidden gem of the Ebersol era: Moranis' dead-on imitation of Dick Cavett sparring wits with Eddie Murphy's Tyrone Green, a wry SNN commentary by Walter Kronkite (Thomas), and a just-as-advertised cold opening with Woody Allen (Moranis), Bob Hope (Thomas), and Frank Sinatra (Joe Piscopo). Where most of the SCTV cast became stars in their own right, Thomas was regulated to second-banana status in Hollywood; feeling unwanted, Thomas returned to Canada in the late '90s to join former co-star Joe Flaherty as respected elder statesmen of the Canuck improv craft. In a just world, Thomas would've been a go-to supporting actor in the vein of Eugene Levy or Catherine O'Hara, a respected comedy genius both in Canada and the States, and a probable five-timer. Bruce Willis. Sure, he's a consumate action star, but if his frequent guest appearances on Late Show with David Letterman are any indicator, Bruce is not afraid to crack wise or poke fun of his tough-guy image. Bruce was the master of ceremonies for SNL's season premiere in 1989-90, a broadcast that triggered a minor controversy for poking fun of terrorist hijackings of passenger planes. Though that one sketch seems tame in our jaded post-9/11 society, it's an irrelevant factor in an otherwise solid job by Willis. Jim Carrey. This might be the most inexplicable one-timer in the bunch. Granted, his recent film roles have opted to show his dramatic range, though like Willis he's not afraid to get zany when he's promoting said movies on Dave, Conan, et al. When Carrey hosted the capper to the 1995-96 season, the cast couldn't keep up with him. He practically owned an otherwise standard Roxbury Boys sketch, gave the Cheerleaders a distinctive foil, and nearly turned phrases like "I'll see you in hell!" and "Ride the cobra" into immortal pieces of the SNL lexicon. Maybe he was too hyper to host? Steve Buscemi. You'll never confuse a beady-eyed little shrimp like Buscemi for a Hollywood superstar, but his hosting stint in April 1998 was a high point in a season marred by death, interference by network execs, and a passive-aggressive search for the next great SNL catchphrase. In spite of all those distractions, the producers found fair game in the star of Fargo and The Big Lebowski ; you watch the "Job Interview" sketch and I dare you to laugh. Of course, in writing lists like these I'm prone to include honorable mentions. The week after Buscemi hosted, Greg Kinnear led another strong Year 23 show, highlighted by sketches like "Name That Dog!" and the sublime "Koppel Brothers." In the Fall of 2002, My Big Fat Greek Wedding producer-writer-star Nia Vardalos was front and center for a somewhat underrated broadcast that included the first "Falconer" sketch, a send-up of student council elections, and a vicious imitation of Kirstie Alley. Your thoughts? less «