Some choice thoughts from Olga Korbut.

Join James T. Kirk for the final voyage of the Starship Enterprise.

Another edition of Bad Ballet, and this time, it's very, very bad indeed.

The night air is tinged with anticipation. It's time to meet The Continental.

They're always in the mood for love.

A talk show with few words.

The janitor's heart pines for his sweet, sweet Mango.

Melissa and Zach Braff make a connection

Decision 08 candidates undergo Spring Cleaning 07 on Oprah

Flip through Zagats.

Zach Braff's Monologue

Whitney visits Weekend Update

The country will never have a black vice president.

Bennett Brauer with another commentary.

It's the Carsenio Hall show, with your host... Carsenio!

Kicking butt and getting the job done.

What could be more romantic than nerds at prom?

The hairball removed that will make your cat go "Eych."

Weird wild stuff for Carson's big anniversary.

Da bears (need we say more?).

Did you see what he looked like?

Two words: Panties & Nipples

There's an awful lot of violins on television.

Will you shut up already?

The world's greatest steaks.

Join a group of Falconers as they travel through time in a series of bungled attempts to save Donald, the falcon, from being shot by a hunter.

Get yourself a little Love.

You only got one shot to make it with Bon Jovi.

Andy Samberg spoofs shows that interview average Americans about basic knowledge.

What do kids really know about sex? The answer... not much.

Sally O`Malley is 50.

Ross Perot is has some new ideas if you would just listen.

A show that's for all people.

The jeans that give you the support you need.

The dude's a raging alcoholic.

MacGruber picks a rather inconvenient time to fall off the wagon.

The guy's a social drinker.

Don't get her started.

Sometimes you have to sing about sucking a big toe.

You can't go wrong when you focus on beauty.

Emily Litella's not shy about her opinions.

Living in a van down by the river.

Round up the usual suspects.

Two wild and crazy guys.

The government's new secret weapon on terror.

Room service beyond compare.

It's time for a black 007.

"Shilling for Domino's, one slice at a time."

When's the last time you've had a leeching?

"Before they were the Needlers, they were the Harrisons."

Through good times and bad it's Peyote.

A tribute to Andy's brother-in-law, Roy!

A tense situation on a window ledge.

Really with Seth & Amy: Alberto Gonzales

"In a parallel universe, Al Gore is the greatest U.S. president of all time."

Now that's-a-good editorialosima

Now that's-a-good editorialosima.

Setup your MySpace page at the Learning Annex!

Nothing transforms your life like marble columns.

Tonight's episode: "Barstool Blues."

Dakota Fanning hosts her own heady show.

Shia finds himself backstage with a very enamored Maya.

Not everyone is happy that Tom is the host.

Don Imus comes clean on Weekend Update.

You look like an excellent cork soaker.

Bennett Brauer with "commentary".

Mmmm.... Delicous bass milkshakes.

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson share a tender, vapid moment.

These guys are over 21... just ask them.

Sometimes you need a hammer to get things done.

When it comes to tennis snob Richard (Tom Hanks) will learn the hard way: the more arms the merrier.

No one can believe their Sofa King low prices.

Tom Hanks, featured in his exclusive music video!!

A lost episode of I Love Lucy.

Kaitlin soothes her uncles frazzled nerves.

Hanukkah Harry saves Christmas!

The most exciting sports show ever.

Bill Frist (Tom Hanks) lays out his gas plan for President George W. Bush in infomercial style.

Can I go home yet?

Colin Powell's life has really gone to the dogs.

A saucy little tale to titlilate and delight.

He likes to make drawings for you.

Peyton Manning gives his time to the United Way...maybe that's not a good thing.

Maraka and Mittens practice Spanish, ponder penguins, free will and Robert Blake's guilt.

Newt Gingrich gets to the bottom of the Iraq war and proposes a solution to a O'Reilly who just won't be spun. Season 31, Episode 16.

When you need a hitman, call in Futaba.

Yo yo yo! check it out! It's the Def Magic Jam!

Peyton Manning's monologue from 3/24/07

The director has a bit of trouble with one of his actors (Peyton Manning) on the set of "300."

On the porch with Peyton Manning and Kristen Wiig

Anything can happen when the nerds are alone.

You kill it, you wear it.

Peyton Manning in a meatloaf-lover's dream car.

Get a Leg Up with Debbie Reynolds and Ann Miller

Meet the man behind the trigger.

Step Inside the Actors Studio.

Step inside the Vault for undiscovered Disney gems.

Get out your tape measure and T-square... you're gonna need them.

Lindsay Lohan in a fake commercial for Coin Slot Cream.

Unleash the power of chocolate.

A whole new meaning to the word "clueless".

Burgers made any way imaginable.

Bill Murray knows that Bill Murray is not funny, and so should you.

Carter's the man to call if you're having a bad trip.

The way you play, you don't need these shoes.

No! It's not about repairing robots!!!

Welcome to Brian's wacky world of animals.

Judge Seidlin takes on Attorney General Gonzales

Welcome to the morning madhouse!

There's no place like home. Especially when you're a Conehead.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a punch bowl filled with booze.

Mark Hamill for sale.

Jane, you ignorant slut.

Every now and then you need a pie in your face.

When in Bangkok do like the Bangkoks do.

If you're in Bangkok, you best be careful.

Some things can only happen in Bangkok.

It's easy to see why these losers aren't getting' any.

What's that growing up there?

Julie the Operator Lady comes to a party.

The cameras follow Julia everywhere.

They're coming and they're going to take your job.

Put yourself in Fred's hands, you deserve it.

Try Dr. Breadloaf's sure-fire new program.

Do what Howie says and everything will be OK.

Chris Rock opens the show with some election talk.

Buckwheat gets shot!

America mourns for a fallen hero.

The boom mic gets a little too close to Julia Louis-Dreyfus while she attempts to record a P.S.A. about women's health.

Prepare for the return of the beaver.

With this program, you too can order sushi like a CEO.

Two giant powdery fans drop by to see Norm on Update

It's hard out there for a 70s porn star.

A trailer for White Possum Scream, by Chase Danker

Judge Seidlin takes on Attorney General Gonzales

More food than you can ever, ever eat.

You best beware when sending your daughters to spring break.

In no way has Barry Bonds taken steroids.

Watch the all-hands meeting. It's time to cut the budget, and something's gotta go.

Something seems oddly familiar about Rainn's monologue.

Steve Martin sends David Spade walking.

You'll sleep like a baby with Hibernol.

They're gonna pump you up.

Is that your twin?

Barbara! I'm verlempt, talk among yourselves.

Rev. Al and Jesse J. measure Obama on the Blackness Scale.

Dude... they're twins!

The Cheney's open Valentines Day cards from "fans".