Ay Caramba!
When was the last time you saw The Simpsons in Spanish? When was the last time you saw live-action Simpsons? The answer to both questions will be OH MY GOD I JUST DID after you watch the video below.
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Feed Your Head
Best YouTube mashup ever: Star Trek and Jefferson Airplane.
Lost producers on Kimmel
Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse--better known as the two men who have much of the TV.com staff hanging by puppet strings because they pretty much make Lost--stopped by the Jimmy Kimmel show to hype up the current season of Lost, and Kimmel (a huge Lost fan) asked them a few questions. Sure there are no real answers given, but it is pretty cool to see super in-demand actor Terrence Howard talk about how badly he wants to join the show and discuss the fact he auditioned for the role of Michael. Enjoy!
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Gary Coleman Divorce Court!

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Animals being movie stars.
There isn't anything cooler than seeing animals re-enact movies. Seriously, try and think of something. See? MyLifetime.com, obviously the online arm of the Lifetime network, knows this, and has launched a Web series titled Hollywood Tails. And guess what--it has animals re-enacting popular movies! (more after ye olde jumpage)
Watch a pair of cats take on Thelma & Louise.
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Rest Assured: J-Lo's new reality show is NOT a reality show.

Rest your heads easy, gentle readers, for we have learned that this new J-Show is absolutely not a reality show. It's a DOCUMENTARY, folks. More info after the jump. more...
No big deal. Or is it?
Miley Cyrus is having second thoughts about her Vanity Fair photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz.
more...Farmer Wants a Wife - You Have Been Warned!
Isn't amazing how every single person falls in love in these reality dating shows? It's so romantic! The latest entry into the genre is CW's Farmer Wants a Wife. I don't want to spoil what it's about but I will give you this hint: It's about a farmer who wants a wife! Ten high-heeled city slickettes are flown out to the middle of nowhere (if one assumes that "nowhere" is loaded with cameras, television producers orchestrating each "spontaneous" moment, and unfortunate crew members who have to make life easy for everyone else) where they meet Matt, a hunky farmer who rides a tractor and some fancy shirts with the sleeves cut off.
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Super High Me: I Finally Watched It
Remember my earlier post about Super High Me? I hope so. Here's the rest of my story.
New favorite show: Wonder Pets!
This here is my new favorite show...to annoy people with. True, I looked at it disdainfully at first, but after a few minutes (and a little love and understanding) I took a shine to the little guy. The show is called Wonder Pets! and it airs as part of Nick Jr., the block of programming deemed too immature EVEN FOR NICKELODEON.
Anyhoo, it's about a baby Guinea Pig, a baby chick (redundant, I know--thanks LH... THANKS A LOT), and a baby turtle who band together as... THE WONDER PETS! Their goal: to rescue other baby animals in danger.
But that's not all... it's all done with accompanying classical music and in the style of opera. Sound like the product of mind-melting LSD trip? It probaby is! And just wait to you hear what they have in store for season two! (after the jump)
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CSI - a laugh riot!
The cool cats over at CBS decided to have a little fun with their big hit CSI, making an alternate title sequence for the show as though it were a sitcom. And not just any sitcom, an 80s sitcom. Cue cheesy music, basic typography, and "we're having a good time" montages!
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Martha Stewart's dog died.
Martha Stewart, homemaker to the Pope himself, lost a family friend recently. Her dog died. The 13-year-old Chow died almost peacefully, but Martha kept taking pictures of her while she was trying to kick the bucket. But the real story here is what she named her dog. And that name is after the jump.
Comedies Rule
Domestic Violence is serious business... now let's dance!
Vanilla Ice was arrested on domestic abuse charges for allegedly hitting and kicking his wife. This is how CW's affiliate in Los Angeles chose to cover it. Stay classy, KTLA!
more...Old It's Always Sunny promos are D-O-P-E Dope!
While the jury still seems to be out on the new Gossip Girl promos (I for one think they're pretty rad--push that envelope!) no one can deny the sheer genius/insanity from the old promos for FX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. A blast from the past!
Yes, Sweet Dee. Me like. More after the jump thingy!
more...New Gossip Girl promos are H-O-T HOT!!
Holy moley if the Parents Television Council didn't like what the CW did with America's Next Top Model the other day, they're going to HATE this. These new promos for the return of Gossip Girl are going to knock their monocles right out of their eyes and into their teacups, I tell you! (pics and raunchy videos after the jump...)
Sighting: Missribs, Mythbusters
OMG - guess who I saw live and in person last night? MISSRIBS...and MYTHBUSTERS.
That's right. I met up with our erstwhile community manager for dinner and drinks last night along with and in honor of another good friend and her brand-new, super-adorable baby girl. Since a momentous occasion like childbirth pretty much requires a fancy dinner, we headed for San Francisco's tasty Foreign Cinema. As I made my way to the restaurant I received the following text message: "I'm here & so are the dudes from MYTHBUSTERS!" Missribs has always been good for a little advance warning.
The plot thickens after the jump!
90210 Redux: Who's In?
Though I am pretty sure that the upcoming CW remake of Beverly Hills, 90210 is going to royally suck, I'm crossing my fingers and hoping that I'm wrong. Along with everyone else in the world, I've been thinking up killer plotlines and wondering which, if any, of the old characters will come back for another round. Here's the situation so far.
Okay, the "situation so far" is actually after the jump. Click "more."
Someone pass the BBQ sauce!
Super High Me
Look for tons more info after the jump!
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What's Hot
- Feed Your Head | MAY 08 2008
- Animals being movie stars. | APR 30 2008
- Ay Caramba! | MAY 08 2008
- Gary Coleman Divorce Court! | MAY 01 2008
- Lost producers on Kimmel | MAY 05 2008
- Rest Assured: J-Lo's new reality show is NOT a reality show. | APR 29 2008
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Television would be better without: Those animated ads that run constantly during shows.
Happy that: It's Always Sunny got a 4th season.
When not watching TV: Answering fan mail.
Television would be better without: Those pesky commercials.
Happy that: Family Guy airs constantly.
When not watching TV: Partying with Walter and Tim.
Television would be better without: Monkeys running the networks, reality TV.
Happy that: Jeremy Davies joined the cast of Lost.
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