Writer:	Eric Weinberg
Director:	Adam Bernstein
Star:	Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher "Chris" Duncan Turk),  John C. McGinley (Dr. Percival "Perry" Cox),  Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa),  Ken Jenkins (Dr. Robert "Bob" Kelso),  Sarah Chalke (Dr. Elliot Reid),  Zach Braff (Dr. John Michael "J.D." Dorian)
Recurring Role:	Robert Maschio (Dr. Todd Quinlan),  Neil Flynn (Janitor),  Scott Foley (Sean Kelly),  Aloma Wright (Nurse Laverne Roberts),  Charles Chun (Dr. Wen),  Johnny Kastl (Dr. Doug Murphy)
Guest Star:	Fred Stoller (Mr. Hoffner),  Katie O'Rourke (Coffee Nurse),  Helen Siff (Female Patient),  Charles C. Stevenson Jr. (Patient),  Richard Wells (Patient #2),  Paige Peterson (Shelly)

Title Explanation: "My Way or the Highway" refers to how surgeons want the patient to go the surgical route, and physicians to go the medical route. (edit)

Sean: Ew, is that, uh...uh...?
Elliot: No! No, no, no. This is just muddy water, see?
(She wipes her finger across her shirt and licks it)
Sean: You just tasted muddy water.
Elliot: I know, uh...th--that was weird. (edit) Dr. Cox: What do you think, she doesn't see right through you? These people know who really cares about them!
Dr. Kelso: Oh, is that so? You and Jennifer are pretty tight, huh?
Dr. Cox: Hell, yeah, we are!
Dr. Cox: Hey, Jenny? Gosh, I'm glad you're back.
Nurse: Thanks! My name's Patty. (edit) Turk: You're damn right I'm competitive. See, that's what makes me a good doctor - I want to win at everything every day, and you should, too.
J.D.: Oh, you know, that sounds like a great friendship.
Turk: Dude, if you don't wanna play Steak again, that's fine, all right? This has nothing to do with friendship, and you know it! So stop blaming me, because the truth is you're angry at yourself 'cause you couldn't get the guy to believe in you!
J.D.: He never got the concept of the team.
Turk: I know. Have a cookie, man. (edit) Carla: Elliot, you know how they say no one will ever love you until you learn to love yourself?
Elliot: My mother used to say, "No one will ever love you." (edit) Elliot: Oh, my God. I cannot believe I talked to Sean about poo for, like, ten minutes.
Carla: Oh, relax; nobody knows.
Laverne: Hey, Poopy.
Elliot: At one point I tried changing the subject to art... But, we went from art to artists to alcohol to coffee...and that just led right back to poo! (edit)

In the scene where J.D. first explains that Turk is competitive, Turk introduces a game where the first person to throw the hat on Rowdy wins. At first they're playing the game with a red hat however it then shows Turk win and the hat is now black. (edit)

J.D.: What's up Benedict?
Turk: What?
J.D.: Benedict Arnold...

Benedict Arnold originally fought for American independence from the British Empire as a general in the Continental Army during the American Revolutionary War until he obtained command of the American fort at West Point, New York and, switching sides, plotted unsuccessfully to surrender it to the British. (edit) West Side Story:
In the classic movie and play West Side Story, there is an ongoing fight between Italian and Puerto Rican gangs for control of New York City streets. The opening scene of the movie shows the gangs walking/dancing across town towards each other, with a dance much like the residents. (edit)