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Two scientists are stuck on an iceberg in Antarctica. They call for Sealab's help, but they have other issues. For example, Marco thinks he is a salad, Sparks interrupting the call by watching porn, Turtle races.

Murphy, bored to tears, starts his own pirate radio show called "Howlin' Mad Murphy"… until the FCC Search & Destroy team shuts his @*! down!

Sealab is in danger, but nobody cares. The crew wonders what it would be like to be robots, while Quinn tries to deal with the impending disaster.

Capt. Murphy can't seem to find his "Happy Cake" cupcake oven anywhere. He sends the Sealab crew out to find it, only to find it's in the (many) hands of a giant octopus.

Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (a.k.a. "Black" Debbie).

A monster alien has invaded Sealab and is killing everyone. But Dr. Quinn has a plan.

Under orders from Capt. Murphy, Stormy & Quinn attempt to hook up pirated cable-TV, and embark on a time-quest of epic proportions.

A young orphan boy feigns a terminal illness in an effort to rip off the Make a Wish foundation using Sealab's powerful offshore computers.

While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water. Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.

Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse still, who should happen upon poor, defenseless Murphy but an angry scorpion and a tooth-collecting maintenance robot?