Writer:	David J. Burke, Ted Raimi
Director:	Bruce Seth Green
Star:	Peter DeLuise (Dagwood (Season 2-3)),  Darwin (Darwin),  Jonathan Brandis (Lucas Wolenczak),  Rosalind Allen (Dr. Wendy Smith (Season 2)),  Ted Raimi (Lieutenant Tim O'Neill),  Roy Scheider (Captain Nathan Hale Bridger (Season 1-2)),  Edward Kerr (Lt. James Brody (Season 2 & 3)),  Michael DeLuise (Tony Piccolo (Seasons 2-3)),  Frank Welker (voice of Darwin),  Kathy Evison (Lieutenant Lonnie Henderson (Season 2-3)),  Don Franklin (Commander Jonathan Ford),  Marco Sanchez (Sensor Chief Miguel Ortiz (Season 1-2))
Recurring Role:	Michael Costello (McGrath)
Guest Star:	Patrick Bresnyan (Crewman),  Charles Gitonga Maina (Professor Obatu)

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Brody: Keep those things away from me. Feels like you’re throwing bean balls or something.
Ortiz: Whiskers are precision instruments, Lieutenant. They would never hurt you. See, I can get within inches. (sends whiskers all around Brody)
Brody: I think you’re ready for my refresher course in survival training, huh, Ortiz? (edit) Ford: I saw a fire in the chair. I did! Didn’t anybody see the fire?
Dagwood: There was a fire in the chair.
Ford: You saw it, too?
Dagwood: No. But there must have been, because you saw it. (edit) Bridger: What’s with my chair?
Ford: I thought it was on fire, sir. I…um….am seeing things. I should be relieved of duty.
Bridger: Can’t anyone on this boat be responsible for their own actions? You want to be relieved, relieve yourself. You’re a commander, don’t come whining to me. I’m not running a boat for victims. Pull yourself together, man! (edit) Bridger: Lucas! Why aren’t you in uniform?
Lucas: I’m a civilian, Captain.
Bridger: You’re going to work on the bridge, you’re gonna be in uniform.
Lucas: But… (edit) Brody: How much longer?
O’Neill: Well, I don’t know, it’s a lost alphabet, Jim. It’s gonna take some time. (edit)

TRIVIA: Series star Ted Raimi co-wrote this episode, making him the first cast member to write an episode. Jonathan Brandis became the second with the later season 2 episode "The Siamese Dream". (edit)

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