Jackie Chiles
Jackie: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?
Kramer: Oh, yeah.
Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
Kramer: She was flouting.
Jackie: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!
Morty Seinfeld
Morty: So, when do I get to see the doctor?
Nurse: He'll be in with the X-Rays in a few minutes. You can get dressed. (leaves)
Morty: (checking pants) They stole my wallet. The bum stole my wallet. MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE! I had my wallet in my back pocket. It's gone.
Nurse: Are you sure?
Morty: Yes, I'm sure. I went in to get my X-Ray Somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation here?
Kenny Bania
Bania: Hey, Jerry! I didn't know you liked soup.
Jerry: Hard to believe.
Bania: This guy makes the best soup in the city, Jerry. The best!




