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Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing they've ever seen. Elaine is confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term he later uses to describe the baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten out of the pool, so something isn't as it should be. Add a recap »

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Writers:: Carol Leifer Peter Mehlman

Director:: Tom Cherones

Stars:: Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer); Jason Alexander (George Louis Costanza); Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Marie Benes (not in pilot)); Jerry Seinfeld (Himself)

Guest Star:: Mark L. Taylor (Michael); Richard Burgi (Ben); Melora Walters (Jane); Lisa Mende (Carol); Melanie Smith (Rachel); Jesse D. Goins (Cop)

Featured Music:
"Wouldn't it be Nice?" - The Beach Boys edit »
Although Elaine tells George if he saw her naked, she wouldn't want to ride back in the same car with him. But he has seen her naked in Season 4's "The Pick." edit »
This is the only episode of Season 5 that doesn't show Jerry's apartment or the coffee shop. edit »
It seems odd that there is no reference in the entire episode to the couple's first child. edit »
When the hosts say that it's time to come see the baby, Kramer implies that he'll be coming along with Jerry and Elaine. However, he instead goes for a swim and only later sees the baby. edit »

Actress Melora Walters (Jane) is probably best-know for her role as bleached-blonde porn star Jessie St. Vincent in the movie "Boogie Nights". She is divorced from Nip/Tuck actor Dylan Walsh. edit »
Despite being shown out of production order, this episode is shown in the proper continuity order. It explains how Jerry patched things up with Rachel's father after the events of "The Raincoats", and has them still dating before their break-up in "The Opposite". edit »
The original script featured a line in which Kramer suggestst that Elaine become a jockey. However, it never made it to production. edit »

George: I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love. edit »
George: I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be� And more!
Jane: I'm sure it is.
George: Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage. edit »
George: Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but�
Jerry: But what?
George: Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold�
Jerry: Oh, you mean� Shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage.
Jerry: So you feel you were shortchanged.
George: Yes. I mean, if she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me. edit »
George: (upset that Jerry saw Jane topless before him) It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out first! edit »
Kramer: I saw Jane topless.
George: You saw who what? edit »

When Elaine comes to the sundeck in an oversized hat and an ankle length sundress; Jerry says "And then there's Maude," a reference to the CBS sitcom Maude starring Bea Arthur who was a New York liberal activist and famous for her flowing, unrevealing wardrobe. edit »
�This is weird wild stuff":

A catchphrase that Dana Carvey used for his impression of Johnny Carson on Saturday Night Live. edit »
Elaine: "Tell us more Mr. Science"
This is a reference to the recurring segment on the Bob And Ray show, Mr. Science. edit »

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poinsecurra
member since: Jan 18, 2006
The Hamptons
The Bottom Line: "Series classic"
"I was in the pool!" ...Continue »
08/08/08 10:47am | report abuse
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ThaAnswerMD22
member since: Oct 17, 2005
The Hamptons
The Bottom Line: "Fine example"
One of the funniest episodes ever. ...Continue »
06/24/07 08:51pm | report abuse
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sluggmunki_tx
member since: Jun 21, 2005
The Hamptons
The Bottom Line: "Exactly why I watch this series"
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!! ...Continue »
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