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Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real. George accompanies his current girlfriend to Detroit for her aunt's wake. While there he tries to get a copy of her death certificate so he can get a 50% discount on the airfare. Add a recap »

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Writers:: Peter Mehlman

Director:: Tom Cherones

Stars:: Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer); Jason Alexander (George Louis Costanza); Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Marie Benes (not in pilot)); Jerry Seinfeld (Himself)

Guest Star:: Bruce E. Morrow (Father Jessup); Peggy Stewart (Aunt May); Kieran Mulroney (Timmy); Tony Amendola (Sal Bass (Rushdie)); Donald Bishop (Dr. Allenwood); Carol Rosenthal (Ticket Clerk #1); Megan Mullally (Betsy); Teri Hatcher (Sidra); Susan Beaubian (Ticket Clerk #2)

With all the trouble George goes to to try to obtain a "fake" Bereavement Fare, he is technically entitled to one since that is the entire purpose of their trip. Certainly Betsy is, and getting a copy of the death certificate for her would have been simple. edit »
Kramer says that he knows what fake breasts feel like, and explains that it's because he lived in LA for three months. In response, Elaine says, "I thought you hated LA," as if Kramer said that he missed LA. However, he only said that he lived there - certainly not a contradiction to Elaine's assumption that he didn't like it there. edit »
When the guys are in the sauna, Kramer is wearing a metal chain around his neck (ouch!!!) and George metal frame glasses. I'm not sure about the glasses, but I'm pretty sure I've had to remove jewelry while in a sauna----wow, that metal gets hot and burns the skin!!!!! Yes???? edit »
As Jerry and Sidra are about to get intimate, Kramer knocks on the door and interupts them. In one shot, they're holding hands. In the next shot, they have their hands in their laps. edit »
At about 17 minutes into the episode, Jerry has his arms folded across his chest. Then the shot changes and Kramer walks in after Jerry says, "I gotta draw the line somewhere." In this shot, Jerry has one hand on his hip and the other at his side. edit »

Originally, Megan Mullally auditionated for the role of Elaine. edit »

Jerry: I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That's why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare. edit »
Kramer: Come on, what's wrong with my boys?
Jerry: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood. edit »
(George double-dips a chip, and Timmy rushes over to him after seeing what he did)
Timmy: What are you doing?
George: What?
Timmy: Did�did you just double-dip that chip?
George: Excuse me?
Timmy: You double-dipped the chip!
George: Double-dipped? What are you talking about?
Timmy: You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again.
George: So?
Timmy: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it! edit »
Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don�t need legs. I have legs. edit »
(Trying to convince Jerry the man at the health club is Salman Rushdie.)
Kramer: Jerry, are you blind?! He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon he went with bass. He just substituted one fish for another! edit »

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sinan32121
member since: Nov 16, 2004
The Implant
The Bottom Line: "A very special episode"
Jerry breaks up with Sidra (Teri Hatcher) because Elaine tells him that her breasts are fake, but later finds out that they are real, and taunts Jerry. They get back together, but Sidra leaves Jerry when she finds out that he dated Elaine. George goes to ...Continue »
03/26/06 05:19pm | report abuse
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Banger10
member since: Nov 15, 2005
The Implant
The Bottom Line: "Exactly why I watch this series"
The Double Dip episode ...Continue »
11/20/05 09:58pm | report abuse
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LisaGansky
member since: Jun 8, 2005
The Implant
The Bottom Line: "Silly"
This episode is great. It always cracks me up, particularly the last line..."They're real, and they're spectacular!" Classic Seinfeld! ...Continue »
07/28/05 11:25pm | report abuse