Shorties Watchin' Shorties: Episode 1
Episode score
8.5
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Episode 1
- 1.
- Season: 1
- Episode: 1
- First Aired: 4/28/2004
- Prod Code: 101
Comics include Dane Cook, Denis Leary, Janeane Garofalo, Jeffrey Ross, Brian Regan, Jonathan Corbett, Gilbert Gottfried, Richard Jeni, Elon Gold, Joey Vega and Jay Mohr Add a recap »
- Stars:
- Nick DiPaolo (Baby Nick)
- Mike Shapiro (Additional Voice Talents)
- Christine Walters (Additional Voice Talents)
- Patrice ONeal (Baby Patrice)
- Recurring Role:
- Dane Cook (Himself)
- Guest Star:
- Elon Gold (Himself)
- Richard Jeni (Himself)
- Jonathan Corbett (Himself)
- Brian Regan (Himself)
- Jeffrey Ross (Himself)
- Gilbert Gottfried (Himself)
- Denis Leary (Himself)
- Jay Mohr (Himself)
- Janeane Garofalo (Herself)
- Joey Vega (Himself)
- In addition to being a comedian featured on the show, Denis Leary is also an executive producer of "Shorties Watchin' Shorties." edit »
- Baby Patrice: The Pope is stylin' - he has that hat, he wears a goofy robe, he drives a Pope Mobile! He's big Pope, he's the Pope pimp!
Baby Nick: Yeah, the Pope probably gets all the hos. edit » - Elton Cold: There's too many religions. I think it's time we picked a winner. Maybe in Hollywood, instead of having The Oscars, they can have a big theological awards show - The Theos! edit »
- Richard Jeni: (on Red Lobster) Don't sit next to the tank where they keep the lobsters. Very depressing - lobsters always have that look of, "Any word from the governor?" edit »
- Baby Patrice: Whoever thought bellbottoms was a good idea?
Baby Nick: I never heard of 'em until now. I guess they're for people with really fat ankles. edit » - Denis Leary: We did 'em all - we even invented some drugs in the seventies! edit »
- Jeneane Garafolo: Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, horrifying thing - THE CAKE IS NOT STAYING IN THIS HOUSE!!!!
The Hope Diamond is a 45.5 carat blue diamond on display at the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. Supposedly stolen from a Hindu idol, the giant diamond is allegedly cursed and brings misfortune to anyone possessing it. edit »
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