10 Things I Hate About You

Season 1 Episode 18


Aired Monday 8:00 PM May 17, 2010 on ABC Family



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Bianca: I also invited Chastity, because, well...
      Joey: If you don't, she'll kill you?
      Bianca: Pretty much.

    • Kat: (After testing for STD's) What took you so long? I got my results twenty minutes ago!
      Patrick: Sorry, the nurse made me put a condom on a banana. It's harder than it looks.

    • Kat: Have you given any thought to when and where we should consummate.
      Patrick: I was thinking 4:15, right behind the testing center.
      Kat: Great, I'll meet you in the dumpster. (They kiss)
      Patrick: Saturday night. And don't worry it won't be in a dumpster.

    • Bianca: (To Walter) Kat will chaperone [the dance], she's practically elderly and that way you can still facilitate the miracle of life.

    • Bianca: Next week, Joey could be in a New York penthouse with 11 gorgeous, hungry, insecure models and a hot tub. I need to be memorable so he doesn't dump me on national television.
      Kat: Think you're gonna achieve all that with one dress?
      Bianca: You're right, I should sleep with him.
      Kat: Great idea! Just be sure to get pregnant. Then he'll never forget you because he'll be paying child support.

    • Cameron: Michael, I have a girlfriend. Girlfriend, I have a girlfriend. She's so hot.
      Michael: I know. I just wish I'd heard from you instead of from graffiti on the bathroom wall.
      Cameron: Really, what does it say?
      Michael: Cameron James is dating way out of his league.
      Cameron: At least it doesn't say "Spoink" is dating way out of his league.

  • Notes

  • Allusions