Bianca: (to Patrick) Look! Deep, deep down beneath my sister's crusty exoskeleton, she has a soft spot for you.
Walter: Why don't you wear that nice one you wore to last year's school play?
Bianca: It was my costume. I was playing Helen Keller.
Walter: It was very flattering. Even she could see that.
Bianca: Oh my God! I look like a princess! This is my first date, and I'm so excited I think I might pee my pants.
Walter: (showing images from laptop) This is the baby crowning. Ooh, this is what placenta looks like. Here is the father cutting the cord. Of course, that's only symbolic because he's responsible for that baby for the rest of his life.
Patrick: Got it. Sex makes babies.
Walter: (to Kat) I was just showing your friend with the disturbingly deep voice who looks much older than 17 what could happen if he's not careful. (firmly grips Patrick by his shoulder) And by careful, I don't mean use a condom. I mean, keep it in your pants.
Bianca: I didn't get to show off this dress. I didn't get to slow-dance. I didn't get my first kiss. Beau is such a jerk!
Cameron: He's king of the jerks! He rules Jerklandia!
(at the Fall Fling)
Kat: I'd hardly call this dancing. These kids are just dry-humping to music.
Patrick: In that case, care to dance?
Kat: You know, Dad warns us everyday about getting pregnant.
Bianca: You're lucky. He warns me twice a day.
Kat: Yeah, well, he never mentions all the other ways a guy can screw you.
Bianca: Amen, sister.
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: April 24, 2011 on AXN
Music in this episode:
"Everybody Wants Me" by Eleni
The song is heard as Beau's cell phone ringtone, which rings inside the boy's locker room and from inside Cameron's pocket.
"Flaunt" by Girls Love Shoes
The song plays in Bianca's room as she gets ready for the dance and waits for Beau to pick her up.
"Turn It Up & Let Loose" by Carlton J. Smith
The song plays inside the cafeteria as the school dance begins and Kat and Patrick are there.
"Carry Me On" by Michael Rossback
The song plays as Kat and Patrick slow dance together.
"Super Conductor" by Beautiful Small Machines
The song is heard as Cameron showcases his crazy dance moves for Bianca.
"Congissimo" by Kyle J. Wittlin
The song plays while Cameron and Bianca are dancing in the conga line.
"Where I'm Supposed To Be" by Jamie Kimmett
The song plays as Bianca and Cameron slow dance together.
"Plaything" by Jamie Kimmett
The song is heard as Kat waits for Patrick, who never returns from the bathroom.
Kat: Wow you realize this isn't Sweet Valley High right?
Sweet Valley High was a popular book series and TV show by Francine Pascal.
The title of the episode is a reference to the 1974 The Rolling Stones song Dance Little Sister.