Bianca: (In French) Come with us [to the movie].
Cameron: Come on you guys are a couple and I don't want to, you know, get all up in that.
Joey: (Sternly) No you do not.
Kat: [William] asked me out.
Patrick: Oh yeah.
Kat: Yeah. I mean… yeah.
Patrick: So what'd you say?
Kat: What do you think I said?
Patrick: I don't know, I wasn't there. Are you going to go?
Kat: Why would I do that?
Patrick: Why wouldn't you?
Kat: (Shocked) So you'd have no problem with me going on a date with him?
Patrick: Why not. This is a free country, you remind me of that all the time. If you want to go, go.
Kat: Okay, I will.
Patrick: Have a nice time.
Kat: I plan on it.
William: There it is, I knew I could make you smile.
Kat: Oh that wasn't a smile; that was a wince.
Kat: Your humor causes me physical pain.
Patrick: Hey back.
Kat: Do you want to see this cool modern art show tonight?
Patrick: Let me think for a sec, spend the night staring at blobs of paint pretending they don't look like bird crap –
Kat: Ahh but this is different. Some of his paintings are made with bird droppings. He believes in using everyday materials. Ugh… nevermind.
Kat: I'm dying to see [the art show]. Wait, I don't like you.
William: You can't still be upset about Meatless Mondays. That was two weeks ago. What if I reluctantly but sincerely begged for your forgiveness?
Kat: Hmm, sorry, I'm not charmed by the masterpiece theatre act. Jack the Ripper had a British accent too.
William: You honestly find me that awful?
Kat: I think you should be deported and if I didn't have such strong reservations about the INS, I would report you.
William: Alright then, pleasure as, well, ever.
Kat: Fine, I'll take them off your hands.
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: May 14, 2011 on AXN
Cast: Dana Davis (Chastity) is credited but doesn't appear.