A Workaholic Leaves His Wife To Get More Work Done. one of his papers flies out of the window of his office fife stories up. while climbing out of the window to get it, he falls five stories and dies.
A Man Tries To Kill His Partner so he Can Get the fame During A Circus Act. He Cuts The Rope So His Partner Will Fall Off during the trampese ac. however, he gets the rope he cut and falls. the fall only breaks his legs. while laying on the ground, unable to move, he gets attacked by tigers from the act next to them.
A Baseball Fan Pushes A Kid To Catch A Foul Ball during a baseball game. he misses and gets hit in the head with a baseball which cracks his skull.
A Magician Cheats Juggling By Putting Metal implants in His gloves And Juggles With Magnetic Balls. he Finishes The Act By Throwing The Balls At the Celing (Which Are Made Of Metal) but misses and the 3 pound ball hits him in the head.
For The Birds
a Man Steals picnic Baskets In The Woods. While Eating The Stolen food he Gets Attacked in The Face By a flock of birds. while blind from the attack, he runs into 2 bears who both attack him.
a prisoner escapes prison. while running from the cops he goes into the woods. he gets lost in the woods and gets found by police dogs. who bit him, crushing his tracnea
while camping, a nature hater stays up all night watching horror movies on a portable DVD player. the next day he thinks he sees a monster but its actually a bear and he gets mauled.