VLAD: VLAD had to fool his furry and feather friends.
Lucky: Why? Why did VLAD have to?
VLAD: Skinny evil woman wanted to change VLAD. Went to turn VLAD into flight fat farm. VLAD's mission to violate countries, not melt off pounds fast.
Rolly: But why dognap us?
VLAD: VLAD wanted little comrades to help fulfill VLAD's destiny: to seek and destroy all orbiting traffic and become czar of outer space!
Cadpig: Of course.
Spot: Should have guessed.
Rolly: What else?