Bonbon: Mind if I make a suggestion? Shut up! And keep off the top bunk! It's mine.
Cadpig: Works for me. Actually, I prefer the bottom bunk.
Bonbon: In that case, the bottom bunk's mine.
Cadpig: Whatever tugs your leash. There's probably a better view from the top bunk anyway.
Bonbon: They're both mine!
Cadpig: So watcha in for? Control issues?