Cadpig: You know, Lieutenant, instead of taking us on your usual machismo tour, how about we cadets do something more enlightening? Like explore our feminine side?
Pug: Feminine side my grandma! I don't have a feminine side!
Cadpig: Sure, you do. It's in there somewhere. That calm, nurturing, patient side in all of us. (A truck runs by covering Cadpig in mud.) Hold that thought. (she chases after the truck) You mud-slinging bag of slime!
Pug: Wow, she's good. Maybe we should get in touch with our feminine sides.