Tom and Jessie exchange anniversary gifts but they might go broke. The parents also give the couple a gift, only it's really for them and not the kids.
Tom's evil grandmother finds out that he's married and is so shocked, she drops dead. Now Tom has to come up with something good to say at the funeral.
Tom finds a pregnancy stick that's positive and every one of the women is construed as pregnant until proven barren. Wendy has another project from school involving the family.
Tom tries to spice up his cooking skills. Tara develops a nack for flirting and starts attending to a new guy, Jeff. Ben learns when and when not to use the phrase "my bad".moreless
Phil pulls a Tom and asks Tara to marry him as a joke. But Tara gets serious and accepts his proposal. Tom divulges one of Carter's secrets which causes a major riff between the two.moreless
Tom and Jessie find jobs at the same book store, but Jessie is hired for the managing position and Tom is just the janitor. Ben discovers yoga to the dismay of Judith and Phil fights the squirrels running rampant in his backyard.moreless
Wendy has to do a documentary for school on how marriages work, so she gets the whole family involved. Tom also tries to fix a stubborn ceiling leak which requires him to be more handy than he really is.moreless
After spotting a past romantic partner, Jessie and Tom take stock of their past sexual encounters. But Tom has to invent some in order to stack up to Jessie's list and Carter's sister gets involved. Meanwhile, Tara has a secret that Phil uncovers in order to get new passports for a planned vacation. Judith gets botox but keeps it a secret from Ben.moreless
Carter pushes Tom to be his wingman again but it's far more difficult now that Tom is married. Meanwhile, Jessie hangs out with Monica and her friends.
Tom gets a cold and is knocked completely off his feet, with both Judith and Jessie competing to care and look after him. Ben learns that Phil is a part of Mensa and Tara deals with a bitter mailman that does the route on her block.moreless
The four parents get stuck in Phil's garage and tensions heighten as they discuss some of their recent issues. Tom and Jessie also fight in the kitchen, trying to figure out what to make for their picky parents.moreless
Tom and Phil have a great idea for a business, but it soon turns to be ill-fated. Jessie helps Judith redesign her kitchen, but it becomes too much for her.
Tara and Phil have a fight that leaves Phil right in the middle of Tom and Jessie's apartment. While they try to find a way to mend the couple's relationship, Phil overstays his welcome.moreless
When the local rabbi comes over to dinner to meet with Ben's family, covering up secrets becomes the main priority. Ben's marriage may not be legal, Tom's financial matters worsen, while Phil wants to eat more meat.moreless
Carter plans a late bachelor party for Tom, but both Tom and Jessie's dads end up at the event and see someone they know. Meanwhile, the moms have a belated bridal shower for Jessie where they attempt to put differences aside.moreless
The kids take their freshly inked marriage to the next level and move into the attic, complete with shabby donated furniture. Tom and Jessie's parents continue to try and make married life seem more difficult by increasing both of their responsibilities.moreless
Tom and Jessie have been neighbors and in love with each other for years. Yet their parents and their friends remain skeptical that their love will last. So when Tom and Jessie step up and announce that they are getting married at just 18 years old, they are greeted with a fair share of disapproval. However, Tom and Jessie feel their love is truly genuine and plan to prove to their family and friends that love can conquer all. moreless