1st & Ten

(Quarterback talking to his blockers.) Kyle: When I am out there trying to throw, I don't give squat what you black dudes gotta do! You keep those apes off of my face! Bubba: Wait a minute, White bread, where do you get off calling us black dudes and them apes? Kyle: Because, you apes are on my team!

(At the cheerleader try-outs.) Rona: Next. Debbie Hi, I'm Debbie Dawson! Rona: Hi. Debbie: I live in the marina and I'm a total football freak! Did I say that? Anyhow, I'm into Nautilus and I just started break dancing! My main ambition in life is to be a Bullette! So like, is that it or what? Rona: We'll be in touch. Diane: Are they all like that?

(Talking to the Press.) Diane: I would also like to add to our fans at home that we will not be four and twelve this season, because I intend to win!

(Talking about one of the star players.) Diane: Carl Withdrspoon in a commercial? What would he do? Roger: Probably steal someone's American Express card. (nudges her and laughs.)