Rona: Diane, this was a fabulous idea! Diane: You mean inviting to whole team over to watch the Florida-Houston game? Rona: No! To open another bottle of vodka.
(Visiting DeNardo in the hospital.) Diane: Ernie? DeNardo: Hey, kido. Diane: How you feel? DeNardo: I have one tube up my nose, one tube in my arm, and one tube someplace else. I just hope they don't come in and rotate them.
(Diane enters DeNardo's room as a nurse runs out.) Diane: Ernie, what is Gods name did you do to that poor girl? DeNardo: I was about to ask her to take her bra off. Diane: Oh, well, I'm glad to see you're back to your old self. DeNardo: If I was back to my old self, I'd have had her bra and her panties off.
(In the locker room at half time.) Otis: I think i'm hurt bad! I can't feel my butt! Ty: It's okay Otis, you could feel mine.
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