Caroline finds herself overwhelmed when she takes a job organizing a hoarder's apartment. Meanwhile, Max is forced to face her feelings for Johnny when he invites her to help tag a billboard.
Kat Dennings |
Max Black |
Beth Behrs |
Caroline Channing |
Garret Morris |
Earl |
Matthew Moy |
Han "Bryce" Lee |
Jonathan Kite |
Oleg |
Kelly Beckett |
Cashandra |
Guest Star |
Eddie Pepitone |
Hoarder Guy |
Guest Star |
Myra McWethy |
Hoarder Mother |
Guest Star |
Nick Zano |
Johnny |
Recurring Role |
The nicknames Max and Caroline gave the customers are:
Thin Cee-Lo,
Fat Rihanna,
Joan Bray Ramsey,
Kristin Bad Wig,
Seth Rogaine,
Child Molester Mustache,
and Lesbian Justin Bieber.
Max and Caroline's Current total: $623.25
Caroline: What is that pile over there?
Max: It's hard to tell. It's either an old shag carpet or a mass grave of dead muppets.
Max: Are you happy now? You got me to admit that I liked him and then you got me to kiss him. And then I kissed his beautiful girlfriend who's black and British, the two cool things I can never be.
Caroline: I'm sorry, but he led you on.
Max: Did he? I think you and Douglas's mother led me on.
Han: If it's after two thirty, call is for the dirty!
Max: What's that from? Dr. Suess' "Oh the places you'll put it in?"
Max: And we get to keep the horse made of soda cans!
Caroline: Why would we want that?
Max: Not for us, for Chestnut. Every horse wants a friend made of cans!
Max: They should charge admission for this! It's like Hoarders 3-D, the experience! It's like an IMAX! It's My-Max!
Max: Look at that! You know someone's gonna want a fish tank full of doll heads!
Caroline: Yeah, someone with a fish tank full of doll bodies!
Caroline: What is Johnny doing here at 3 A.M.? I thought it was a rapist or something.
Max: Rapists don't knock and wave.
Max: So can I get you anything else? Coffee? Dessert? Morning after pill?
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: November 7, 2011 on Citytv
United Kingdom: June 7, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
Slovakia: February 25, 2013 on Markiza
Caroline: Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
A common misquote from William Shakespeare's Hamlet. The actual line is "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
Caroline: This is so romantic. Jumping over the back wall to drop down andsee you in the middle of the night. It's very Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo and Juliet is play by William Shakespeare and the story has been retold over and over again.
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