2 Broke Girls

Season 1 Episode 23

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (Part 1)

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM May 07, 2012 on CBS

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  • Quotes

    • Max: (reading Caroline's hate mail) If I ever see you on the street I will (changing what the letter says) shake you hand, and wish you well as you have been through so very much.
      Caroline: That is not what that says.
      Max: It might be, it's hard to read actual words as they are written in blood.

    • Max: (To man dressed in 1800s style clothes and using a typewriter) Wow, bummer dude! You have a time machine and somehow got programmed to this crap diner?
      Steam Punk Guy: I have to admit, I am quite taken with Steam Punk.
      Max: Oh, Steam Punk, I remember that trend. It happened for like 10 seconds back in two thousand and are you kidding me!? Dude, seriously? You are sitting in a public place tap, tap, tapping on an oldie typewriter? What, are you in the league of extraordinarily pretentious gentlemen?
      Steam Punk Guy: Aren't you being a little aggressive?
      Max: Yup! That's how people are here in the present, where we live. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to go back in time too. Maybe stop 9/11 or that creep who had sex on my shoe, but I can't.
      Steam Punk Guy: Present? Where's that uniform from? Like, 1998?
      Max: Oh, stop or I'm gonna have to shoot you with the Smith and Wesson I'm currently packing in my bloomers.

    • Max: Look, signed JPeg, that's his tag. Yo, what's the deal with this art.
      Brody: It's a street artist, everyone is getting really into him now.
      Max: Oh yea? He was trying to get into me a few months ago.
      Caroline: It was more emotional than that. He cheated on his girlfriend with her, and then blow her off. It was really hard for us.
      Max: And you thought me slapping my ass in front of him was inappropriate!?

    • Max: The word party at a party planners? Little obvious. Like me having art that says 'Will die alone.'

    • Caroline: Some day we'll have articles about us. You know pictures of you and me standing outside our country home...
      Max: Hold on, we're rich, and still living together?

    • Sophie: No! Every year I give money to charity, and I love you two girls way more than the babies with the broken smiles.

    • Caroline: Maybe we should find something cheaper at one of those consignment stores.
      Sophie: Consignment stores! What are we, Gypsies?

    • Caroline: As much as my shoes love being back in their place of birth...
      Max: Oh, your shoes were born here? Mine were born in China, but I adopted them at Payless.

  • Notes

    • This episode featured the song Starships by Nicki Minaj during the scene at the dress store.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: May 7, 2012 on Citytv
      United Kingdom: September 20, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
      Germany: February 12, 2013 on ProSieben
      Turkey: June 18, 2013 on CNBC-e

  • Allusions

    • Sophie: I'm like Richard Gere and your my two hookers.


      This is a reference to the 1990 feature film Pretty Woman which co-starred Julia Roberts.

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