2 Broke Girls

Season 1 Episode 23

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (Part 1)

Aired Monday 9:30 PM May 07, 2012 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Max: (to the man dressed in 1800s style clothes and using a typewriter) Wow, bummer dude! You have a time machine and somehow got programmed to this crap diner?
      Steam Punk Guy: I have to admit, I am quite taken with Steam Punk.
      Max: Oh, Steam Punk, I remember that trend. It happened for like 10 seconds back in two thousand and are you kidding me!? Dude, seriously? You are sitting in a public place tap, tap, tapping on an oldie typewriter? What, are you in the league of extraordinarily pretentious gentlemen?
      Steam Punk Guy: Aren't you being a little aggressive?
      Max: Yup! That's how people are here in the present, where we live. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to go back in time too. Maybe stop 9/11 or that creep who had sex on my shoe, but I can't.
      Steam Punk Guy: Present? Where's that uniform from? Like, 1998?
      Max: Oh, stop or I'm gonna have to shoot you with the Smith and Wesson I'm currently packing in my bloomers.

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