Francine: (after Max and Caroline bring food cart into the ladies bathroom) Hold up, just hold up. What is going on right now? You can't bring food in here.
Caroline: Oh, it's not food, that would be weird. It's dresses. We have to change into these, 'cuz she has this guy she wants to impress, and I have to change into it, because I'm stalking Martha Stewart. Oh, I'd be a terrible spy.
Francine: Usually I don't get the long stories until the end of the night, and by then the girls are crying and begging me for wisdom and tic tacs.
Max: (to Caroline) I'll go first, I have to get two of these (points to her breasts) in one dress. (to Francine) Miss, do you have a shoehorn?