Caroline is disappointed when Max takes her clothes shopping at Goodwill, especially when an argument breaks out over a Strokes t-shirt. Meanwhile, Caroline tries to get Max to do best friend things with her.
Kat Dennings |
Max Black |
Beth Behrs |
Caroline Channing |
Garret Morris |
Earl |
Matthew Moy |
Han "Bryce" Lee |
Jonathan Kite |
Oleg |
Baadja-Lyne Odums |
Maria |
Guest Star |
Amaris Dupree |
Puerto Rican Girl |
Guest Star |
Sarah Buehler |
Tough White Girl |
Guest Star |
Nick Zano |
Johnny |
Recurring Role |
Max and Caroline's Current total: $500.25
Max: (Mocking Caroline's earlier argument in the bar) Those aren't extensions, Bitch!
Caroline: Are you still on that? It wasn't funny.
Max: Yes it was, it was very funny, it was like Looney Tune's funny, only in your version Donald Duck tried to have a dialogue with the shoot gun!
Tough white girl: What are you saying, bitch?
Caroline: Okay, I think we got off on the wrong foot—
Tough white girl: You wanna feel my foot, bitch?
Caroline: Well, I guess we know what your favorite word is. (Girl pulls her hair) Ow! Those are not extensions, BITCH!
Caroline: We're shopping at the goodwill? You led me to believe we were real shopping!
Max: I know! I couldn't wait to see your face when you saw this place, do the face again. (Caroline makes the face again) I love it!
Max: Ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot at home. When did heat get so hot?
Max: Stop fighting and just give into it. I don't know why I'm quoting a rapist.
Caroline: When I used to cry in front of my other girlfriends, they would say, "What'chu crying about, C-line? You got your glam on!"
Max: Were your girlfriends black drag queens?
Caroline: Um, didn't you see me crying?
Max: Lots of people cry at Goodwill. You go to France, you eat snails; You come here, you cry!
Caroline: And, my feet hurt.
Max: Well, you gotta stop wearing those stilts, and get a pair of Sketchers like normal broke-ass waitresses!
Caroline: Sketchers!? How dare you!
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 3, 2011 on Citytv
Finland: January 18, 2012 on Sub
United Kingdom: May 3, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
Slovakia: January 21, 2013 on Markiza
Turkey: April 9, 2013 on CNBC-e
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