Max and Caroline's Current Total: $5,328.00
Caroline: (with a mouthful of pancakes) Well Max, as far as your suck it plan goes, it looks like somebody sucked something!
Max: That's what success is for, to say "suck it" to people who dumped you. See my blown out hair? Suck it! See my cool cupcake shop? Suck it! (opens jacket, revealing low cut blouse.) See these in this blouse? You wish you could suck it! (hands Caroline her list) And here, it's not all just ex-boyfriends, I also invited the lady from Staples who gives me attitude, she can suck it too.
Caroline: Max, you got a blow out!
Max: Yea, I figured I finally see what all the fuss about getting blown is.
Max: Hey, jump in, we're playing "Marry, Sleep With or Kill: Dinner Edition."
Caroline: No, if I slept with anyone in this diner, I'd kill myself. Even in a fictional scenario, I can not permit myself to go there.
Earl: Girl, you take the fun out of a punch bowl full of cocaine.
Han: See, I know her and my name's on the list, Han Lee.
Nevel: Honey, if I was a fat girl and you're name was Sarah Lee, you still wouldn't be getting in here.
Max: It's very important that you let any guy that looks hot, you know would screw you over.
Nevel: Is there any other type?
Caroline Channing: Oh my God! Look at the RSVP list for our opening party. Max's Homemade Cupcakes is at capacity.
Max Black: Hey, we might even be overbooked because in my experience even when guys say they're not going to come, they do.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: December 10, 2012 on Citytv
United Kingdom: January 24, 2013 on E4/E4 HD