2 Broke Girls

Season 1 Episode 16

And the Broken Hearts

Aired Thursday 9:30 PM Feb 13, 2012 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Max and Caroline find themselves spending Valentine's Day in the Hospital, when Sophie's beauty overwhelms Earl.

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Caroline: (talking about a man and woman in a booth, snuggling) They've been holding hands and romantic whispering all night.
        Max: Their romantic whispering goes like this, 'I own nipple clamps!'

      • Max: Didn't have the heart to tell him that Cupid is dead! Yup, hit by a Mack Truck crossing the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway. His fat, diapered, baby ass splattered all over the windshield!
        Caroline: I love Valentines Day!

      • Caroline: Han, that is so romantic!
        Max: Yeah, romantic and wrong! This place isn't when Harry Meet Sally, it's when Harry meet salmonella!
        Oleg: Max, club sandwich, oh, and heads up I lost a Band-aid.

      • Max: Roses from a man. Now I'm starting to get it. Is it weird that I kinda wanna have sex with your dad?

      • Sophie: (enters with two bouquets of flowers) No, I didn't just win a beauty contest! These were left on the front doorstep. They're both addressed to Caroline, sorry Max.
        Max: Oh no, that's cool. Wouldn't wanna break my winning streak.
        Sophie: Well, just look at it this way, she got the flowers, you got the knockers!

      • Max: Earl's having a heart attack!
        Caroline: Sophie, we're taking the town car to the hospital. Earl, when did the pain start?
        Earl: When I saw Sophie in that dress.

      • Max: Here's the last check, Earl.
        Earl: Oh Max, can you take care of that for me, please?
        Max: Sure, why?
        Earl: Oh, nothing pressing, just having a heart attack. I'll see you tomorrow!

      • Oleg: I don't want some girl, I want you to come clean.
        Sophie: Oh, you can not get me to come!

    • NOTES (1)

      • Original International Air Dates:
        Canada: February 13, 2012 on Citytv
        United Kingdom: August 2, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
        Turkey: May 21, 2013 on CNBC-e

    • ALLUSIONS (1)