Max and Caroline's Current Total: $1,128.00
Max: If I learned anything as a child, it's if a stranger offers you candy, you say yes!
Caroline: Let's think about this. He's clean and not a drug addict, so he's more my type.
Max: Well, he's got a store full of candy and a penis so he's more my type.
Max: (after catching Caroline masturbating in the bathtub) I'm sorry, I thought you'd be home feeling bad for yourself, not feeling your bad self!
Max: Alright, kick everybody out, and lets go back to my place.
Andy: Uh, Max, no offense, but I-I'm more into your friend.
Max: Um, Andy no offense, but I'm more into the Candy then the Andy.
Caroline: (after Andy tries to embarrass himself by doing a back flip in the diner) That is not embarrassing, it was amazing!
Andy: Alright, well come back to my house and watch me masturbate.
Caroline: I finally met an adorable, sweet guy. A guy so sweet, the word 'sweet' is next to his name on actual real estate, and I completely destroy any chance I had with him.
Max: You didn't destroy anything! It's good to let them know right off the bat that you have a gag reflex.
Caroline: Oh! Oh! That's lovely. Happy Valentines Day!
Max: She's just a little embarrassed. Something about self-esteem. I don't know, she throws it around like it means something.
"Pure Imagination" by Gene Wilder (from the 1971 feature film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: November 12, 2012 on Citytv
Australia: November 13, 2012 on Channel 9
United Kingdom: December 20, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
Germany: April 2, 2013 on ProSieben