The beer Johnny has with him when he comes to help Caroline with the bed is clearly Heineken beer. The name on the packaging says 'Biereken' however. Heineken is Dutch and 'bier' is the Dutch spelling of 'beer', so it's meant as a joke.
Max and Caroline's Current Total: $435.23
Caroline: Then, I want to install a Murphy bed in here. The bed folds up against the wall during the day, so you can still maintain your signature Williamsburg "I don't' care about anything chic or nice" decor. Max: Who's going to build it? Cause it's not me. I'm already being taken advantage of at my babysitting job. Peach has me lugging things back and forth for the twin's first birthday party. I've been sorting through clown resumes for a week.
Caroline: I can take a lot
Max: Please keep your sex life to yourself.
Caroline: I handled it when I lost my fortune and I handled it when I lost my fortune.
Max: You said that twice.
Caroline: Because I think it bears repeating. But this is too much. That couple that just left, a 50.00 check and a 1.47 tip. 47 cents? I wasn't even aware they were still making pennies. I smiled and bent over backwards giving them service all for a 1.47. This makes me the lowest paid hooker in New York.
Caroline: (to a table of customers) You guys look like music lovers. This is the best saxophone CD you will ever hear, recorded by our cashier, Earl Sampson. He's played with all the greats, Coltrane, Hancock, even Backrack. His music career derailed due to a heroin addiction, but now he's clean and sober, and at 83, he's still following his dream! Only $9.95 a copy. Who'd like one? (everyone at the table raises their hand) Thank you! Earl, four CDs!
Max: Was any of that true?
Earl: Nope, she even made up my damn last name. That girl can sell!
Peaches: I want you to make sure the twins drink lots of water after, you know, to flush out the toxins.
Max: Toxins? All they drink is breast milk.
Peaches: I can't be sure what the woman I buy that from puts in her body!
Caroline: Guess what I did today!
Caroline: I never get a full nights sleep and I need a good nine hours.
Max: What you need is a good nine inches. That should be on your vision board.
Caroline: It is, on the back!
Caroline: By walking you through my dream board!
Max: Oh, no!
Caroline: It's a simple tool.
Max: You're a simple tool.
Caroline: You start with a thin white board.
Max: You're thin, white, and I'm bored! (Caroline rolls her eyes) Keep going, I can do this all day! I have a bear claw in me!
Caroline: It's time to fight back and grab life by the balls!
Max: I don't know if life likes having its balls grabbed. Some guys do, but those are usually the ones who want you to spoon them.
Max: (After the man's girlfriend walks off) Sorry dude, looks like this little tip just lost you the chance to give her your little tip!
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 24, 2011 on Citytv
United Kingdom: May 30, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
Slovakia: February 11, 2013 on Markiza
Turkey: April 16, 2013 on CNBC-e