Caroline: (to a table of customers) You guys look like music lovers. This is the best saxophone CD you will ever hear, recorded by our cashier, Earl Sampson. He's played with all the greats, Coltrane, Hancock, even Backrack. His music career derailed due to a heroin addiction, but now he's clean and sober, and at 83, he's still following his dream! Only $9.95 a copy. Who'd like one? (everyone at the table raises their hand) Thank you! Earl, four CDs!
Max: Was any of that true?
Earl: Nope, she even made up my damn last name. That girl can sell!