Max and Caroline's Current Total: $21,328.00
Max: (after being rejected as an egg donor.) Why, I didn't have sex in Africa!
Dr. Shayne: Yes, I know, that was your one plus, but under family history you put drinking and secrets.
Max: I was being honest.
Dr. Shayne: Yea, maybe too honest, because under education you put Jeopardy re-runs.
Caroline: What is it about real estate that makes you wanna dry hump?
Caroline: (after Max turns on the lights, revealing blood spatter on the walls of the Soup Kitchen.) Oh my god!
Andy: Oh, that's really gross!
Max: That's the greatest thing I've ever seen! Take a picture of me over here! I finally have a reason to join instagram!
Andy: Apparently it was a drug deal gone wrong.
Caroline: Oh my god, that's horrible.
Max: I know! Why can't a drug deal ever go right?
Max: Drama in a candy store? Did the yogurt covered crasins finally realize how stupid they are and commit mass suicide?
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: November 26, 2012 on Citytv
United Kingdom: January 10, 2013 on E4/E4 HD