2 Broke Girls

Season 1 Episode 21

And the Messy Purse Smackdown

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM Apr 16, 2012 on CBS

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  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Caroline: (realizing she lost Earl's tax return) This is so not like me. The only thing I've ever lost is my virginity.

    • Bob: Hey, Max, what's up!?
      Max: Bob, wow, what are you doing here?
      Bob: I just filled my taxes like everyone else. Bob had a good year. (leaves)
      Caroline: Who was that?
      Max: My dealer.

    • Max: I'm a bum, she has a baby hanging off her nipple and she's filed her tax return.

    • Caroline: I can't believe your putting your financial future in the hands of a hipster tax place called 'The Tax of Life'
      Max: You know how the old proverb goes. You take the good, you take the bad, you take what's left and there you have Tax of life.

    • Caroline: Who is it?
      Sophie: (from behind door) It's Kim Kardashian. (Caroline opens door, and lets her in) OK, I'm not Kim Kardashian, I work for a living.

    • Max: We's all grown up, we's legit! (ring bell) Listen up, diner! I just hit the big time! No more serving slop to you low lives, so everybody can suck it, my waitress days are over!
      Customer: Can I get some more coffee?
      Max: Sure.

    • Max: (going threw her purse) A pill! Could be birth control, could be Extacy, waiting for a day off to find out. Why wait. (take pill) If I start touching your hair in an hour, don't let me have sex with anyone!

    • Caroline: Max, do you have any gum? My breath tastes like someone else's breath.
      Max: Your asking me if I have any gum? That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sluts!

    • Oleg: Chicken breast, side of hot sauce.
      Max: Breast? Hot sauce? Come on it's right there.

    • Earl: Do you know what tomorrow is?
      Han: Oh, of course, happy Martin Luther King Day! Enjoy a drink on me.
      Earl: It's not Marin Luther King Day, black people are aloud to be excited about days to, you know?
      Han: Is there a new Tyler Perry movie coming out?

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: April 16, 2012 on Citytv
      United Kingdom: September 6, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
      Germany: January 29, 2013 on ProSieben
      Turkey: June 11, 2013 on CNBC-e

  • Allusions

    • The name of the place Max goes to get her taxes done is a reference to the hit 80s sitcom, The Facts of Life, which ran for 9 seasons on NBC. The "proverb" Max references is a take on the shows theme song.

    • Max: Here you go, H & R Blonde.


      This is a play on the well known tax company, H & R Block.

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