2 Broke Girls

Season 2 Episode 15

And the Psychic Shakedown

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Feb 04, 2013 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Amir: Hey Max, today the day we're gonna get married?
      Max: Sure Amir, cause my dream in life is to be detained for four hours on our honeymoon flight.
      Amir: Max, you do know I was born in this country, right?
      Max: You were born here? How old are you, about Zero Dark Thirty?
      Amir: Yea, and you were born in a Wal-Mart, right?
      Max: Where do you think the expression "Clean up on aisle 12" comes from?

    • Oleg: (while watching Caroline stuffing eggs into her bra) Keep it up and we'll finally have the answer to the question: What comes first the chicken or the Oleg?

    • Caroline: Max you said nothing bad was gonna happen!
      Max: Well, I'm not a psychic, and neither is she.

    • Wiga: (after cursing Max) Laugh buster, nothing in life will go your way, and will live under a dark cloud.
      Max: Will this dark cloud merge with the current dark cloud above me or fly along side of it?

    • Wiga: Come, sit, ruminate on your wishes and dreams.
      Max: Well my wish is that you'd give my friend her money back, and my dream is that I'm a backup dancer for Missy Elliot.

    • Max: (after entering the psychic's shop, and hearing the bell on the door) Interesting, she's a psychic, but she needs a bell to tell her someone's here.

    • Caroline: Sophie, do you believe in psychics?
      Sophie: Oh, no that's all fake. You know I knew a family of gypsies psychics who couldn't even predict that they'd all die in a barn fire.

    • Caroline: I bought a crystal that protects me from bad juju.
      Max: Hey, there's no reason to get anti-Semitic! You spent money on crystal you can't snort? What is wrong with you?

    • Max: Fortune telling is a scam! You'll never find a man, the moon's in Uranus, no man will ever be in Uranus. I could have told you that the second day I met you!

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: February 4, 2013 on Citytv
      United Kingdom: May 9, 2013 on E4/E4 HD

  • Allusions