Amir: Hey Max, today the day we're gonna get married?
Max: Sure Amir, cause my dream in life is to be detained for four hours on our honeymoon flight.
Amir: Max, you do know I was born in this country, right?
Max: You were born here? How old are you, about Zero Dark Thirty?
Amir: Yea, and you were born in a Wal-Mart, right?
Max: Where do you think the expression "Clean up on aisle 12" comes from?