2 Broke Girls

Season 1 Episode 9

And The Really Petty Cash

Aired Thursday 9:30 PM Nov 14, 2011 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Max and Caroline get a job serving cupcakes at an art show, but Max isn't sure she wants to do it when she learns Johnny and his girlfriend, Cashandra, will be there. Meanwhile, Han tries to write a hip birthday song for the restaurant.

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    Kelly Beckett

    Kelly Beckett


    Guest Star

    Miki Ann Maddox

    Miki Ann Maddox

    Hipster Girl

    Guest Star

    Gary Kraus

    Gary Kraus


    Guest Star

    Nick Zano

    Nick Zano


    Recurring Role

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (2)

    • QUOTES (11)

      • Caroline: Max, Please, I feel like we need a hug.
        Max: We just slept together, god you women are so needy.

      • Max: I never thought waking up in bed with another woman with frosting on my boobs would be this depressing.

      • Max: Wait a minute. They said they had to be gone, but they didn't say who had to make them gone! We eat them and go! (Caroline gives her a disparaging look) We're doing this, I rescued you from the gutter.

      • Caroline: I don't think he's gonna break up with her.
        Max: Really? You have the accuracy rate of a Magic 8 Ball!

      • Cashandra: You can't be paid 'til all the cupcakes are gone. Oh, and do me a favor, love, set a chocolate aside for Johnny. He loves chocolate. He'll eat a vanilla if it's available, but he always goes back to chocolate.

      • Max: 2 years!? I'm a homewreker. Adele's probably gonna right a song about me!

      • Caroline: We can't just bail out of our first big job! People will think were flakes, and that will spread faster through Williamsburg faster then knit hats and herpes!

      • Max: He came by the apartment right after you left.
        Caroline: I was only gone 20 minutes! What did you do? Shine a bat symbol on your vagina!?
        Max: Stop acting like I wanted it to happen. I didn't want it to happen. I'm lucky we just kissed, my pants kept saying 'Take me Off!' and I was like 'No pants!"

      • Max: The last time I was at the gold space loft, I went to a poetry slam, and I ended up slamming a poet.

      • Max: Nice job, the font's pretty.
        Caroline: You just gave me a compliment? I knew it, you're depressed. You're so depressed about you and Johnny just being friends, you don't have the energy to be you!
        Max: What? The font is pretty!
        Caroline: Oh honey, do you need a hug!?

      • Caroline: I once wrote an entire original musical based on the French revolution.
        Max: Uh, Sorry to step on your nerd-turf, but Les Mis is already a musical about the French revolution.
        Caroline: Yes, but mine was from the point of view of the rich.
        Max: What are you gonna re-write next? The Musical Rent from the point of view of the Landlord?

    • NOTES (1)

      • Original International Air Dates:
        Canada: November 14, 2011 on Citytv
        United Kingdom: June 14, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
        Turkey: April 30, 2013 on CNBC-e

    • ALLUSIONS (5)

      • Caroline: ....what did you do? Shine a Bat Signal on your vagina?

        Bat Signal was the signal used to summon superhero Batman whenever Gotham City was in trouble.

      • Max: Listen unlike you Jane Austen, I will never take to the bed. Giving into feelings is for rich people.

        Jane Austen is a famous author from the Early 19th Century. She wrote stories about romance between the wealthy in England including Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility.

      • Caroline: ...and she's school chums with Adele.

        Adele is an award winning, platinum selling soul/blues/pop singer from England.

      • Max: Gary the fat guy from Teen Mom? (a few seconds later) Tyler the skinny guy from Teen Mom?

        These are both characters in the MTV reality show Teen Mom about the lives of girls who have babies when they're teenagers.

      • Max: ...sorry for white Mariah!

        This is a reference to Grammy award winning singer Mariah Carey.