2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 11

Caroline: (holding a ladle filled with soup) Sophie, open your mouth and put this in.
Sophie: Come on, now you're as bad as Oleg.

Caroline: By the way, you look amazing in black.
Sophie: Oh, well, no more bright colors for me now. I'm in mourning. See black bra, black guarders, (lifts up blanket and night gown) and look black panties!
Max: Um, you're not wearing any panties.
Sophie: Oh I'm not!? Oh, I'm sorry about that wild mess down there.

Oleg: She's so depressed, no sex. Which is big problem for me, because I find depressed women very hot.
Max: A lot of guys do. Why do you think I haven't paid for a drink in 6 years.

Andy: Well, I'm on the toilet, and you're in a cupcake, it can't get any creepier than this so, Caroline, I love you.

Caroline: I know what it feels like to be ripped off. I once bought a Fendi purse, but when I looked inside, it said "Rendi"
Max: What kind of god would let that happen!?